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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> the Fear drops like a Vatican anti theft device.

Ahaha, good old Hudson Hawk.

It Is Not You Its Me wrote:
> that depends
> sometimes they do not remember which is quite cool.

Heh. Never happened to me. Wake up in the morning, rough as a badgers ass, and the dreaded words "you were in a canny state last night" drift through the consciousness.

The stomach sinks, the Fear drops like a Vatican anti theft device. :D

firestarter wrote:
> And if you can't remember anything, their's a good chance that your
> girl friend can't remember anything either. Which can be a good
> thing.

Heh. definitly inexperienced in the ways of booze and women. She'll not have forgotten anything. She'll remember everything in crystal clarity, and use the indicent to embarass at many points in the future.

The only hope is if she gets in a bad state, and you can fight fire with fire. ;)

cweek2000 wrote:
> It takes some sort of guts to admit doing it, and to spread the
> warning to others.

Few years back I was so out of it I spent the night in a police cell. Does me telling other people take guts and act as a warning? Nope.

If something bad happens, then drink more so you forget. If nothing bad happens, then don't go overboard.

And if you can't remember anything, their's a good chance that your girl friend can't remember anything either. Which can be a good thing.

But if you don't remember what happened, then what happened probibly wouldn't effect you, if you know what I mean.

It's probibly better if you didn't remember what happened.

My pesonal advice is to drink if you want, but make sure you know when to stop. If you do, then it's fine.

cweek2000 wrote:
> firestarter wrote:
> Pandaemonium wrote:
> firestarter wrote:
> Leave him alone, he's putting himself down in front of others to
> save
> tw*ts like us from doing the same thing. Would you do that?
>
> I don't see how posting an experience on a chat board stops other
> people doing the same thing. "Oh, I've had 8 pints, I better
> stop or I'll end up like the Hibernator off SR".
>
> Doesn't work like that. Most people unfortunatly learn the bad side
> of alcohol through experiences like what Hibernator has posted.
>
> Does posting "I smoked so much I had a serious whitey"
> prevent people from doing it? Nope. ;)
>
> Well, at least he's trying.
>
> It takes some sort of guts to admit doing it, and to spread the
> warning to others.

Exactly my point.