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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

It sounds like a fun night out.

Poor guy!
all he did was admit to getting drunk and acting like a spanner..:)

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> The good thing about alcohol is you forget everything.

Nope. I always remember everything.

Sometimes there's small bits that I can't remember but that's about it. I am hardcore alkeeholic.

The good thing about alcohol is you forget everything. I got up one saturday morning a few weeks ago and my mum brought me a cup of tea to me while I was in bed. She passed it to me with a shaky hand, during which time I noticed she was bruised to hell. As I took it off her, she winced and left the room without comment.

I heard some crazy story from the neighbours, later that day, about me returning home at 4am and smashing the place up. Yelps not unlike a spaniel in distress were audible apparently, but those buttoned down middle class losers were probably talking crap.

Bloody door had fell off its hinges and some vandal had put our window through, I discovered. What a terrible world we live in.

Meh.


[S]Joke

rah wrote:
> I SO BET YOU HAVE AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW!"

Pffff.......t

Of course not.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Some of you - I refer to the likes of Tiltawhirl, Azul etc - need to
> grow up.

Because we ripped the pish out of you for basically doing the following?;

"HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME! I DRINK! I'M COOL! YOU CAN TOUCH ME NOW! OH ALSO I GOT INTO TROUBLE! HOW HARDCORE AM I? I SO BET YOU HAVE AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW!"

I forgot about you, shows what a difference you make...

The Hibernator wrote:
> Some of you - I refer to the likes of The Hibernator etc - need to grow up.

URGH! Still ill...

Alcohol poisoning sucks, especially if it's not your first experience. I'm just glad that I wasn't with HER that night.

I've learnt my lesson, I didn't think it would start a mass-debate (I love that hyphonated word) though. Since when did I write that I thought I was being cool or hard - not once!

Some of you - I refer to the likes of Tiltawhirl, Azul etc - need to grow up.

cookie monster wrote:
> Ahaha, good old Hudson Hawk.

heh, wondered if anyone would get that reference! Top marks! :D