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post ur worst jokes

Whats "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in the language of an Oxford stuent?

[B]Scintillate, Scintillate, Minor Aster..."

where do cows go on dates?

hey, here is the answer: -

to the moovies

rah wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If only your mother were that insightful.
>
> Ahaha, fantastic.

I know, I know.
I was just about to slice my wrists up due to lack of recognition.

You saved my life. How can I possibly repay you?

...

Don't answer that.

oh good lord i used to say that one in year 4. ;'(

Ha, ha...meh, what could I expect?

there were 3 monsters, mindyourownbisiness, trouble and manners.Trouble goes missing.the other 2 go to a police station. Manners waited outside.The policeman said"whats ur name?"he replied"mindurownbisiness" the policeman yelled"weres ur manners?"he replied"outside" the policeman shouted" are u looking for trouble?" he replied"oh yes, have u found him?"

Well, I did hear a good one the other day but for those 8 year olds out there posing as older people, I'll stick with the rubbish "clean" one instead:

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

satans little helper wrote:
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Ahahahahhhahahaha
Thought it was supposed to be worst jokes. Priceless.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If only your mother were that insightful.

Ahaha, fantastic.

i used 2 hav a open mind but my brain kept falling out

if @ first u dnt suceed skydiveing is not 4 u

american beer is like sex in a canoe f**kin closed 2 water