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post ur worst jokes

With a face like that, it's quite hard to tell.
Although, by the smell, you're just extremely relieved.

wot is the difference between FinalFantasyFanatic and a car

a car is lighter

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> chris is nfs u fan wrote:
> stop being boffy go back to cambridge uni
>
> Oh dear.
> You poor child.
>
> What exactly about that was 'boffy'?
> Tomorrow, ask your teacher how someone can be joking, without saying
> 'KNOCK KNOCK!!11' first. It is actually possible, you know.
>
> Although, actually, I was being quite serious.

do i look like i care \(^_-)/

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> JFH wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> When did Postman Pat get married and knock his bird up?
> It's not a joke, I just saw it t'other day and he had a kid +
> missus.
>
> About 8-9 years ago.
>
> Seriously? That just makes me feel old :' (

Actually, I think he's always had a wife but you just never saw her in the original TV series. I think the kid's new though.

chris is nfs u fan wrote:
> stop being boffy go back to cambridge uni

Oh dear.
You poor child.

What exactly about that was 'boffy'?
Tomorrow, ask your teacher how someone can be joking, without saying 'KNOCK KNOCK!!11' first. It is actually possible, you know.

Although, actually, I was being quite serious.

when is it unlucky to see a black cat

when you are a mouse

DOCTOR, DOCTOR I CAN'T STAND BEING 3FT TALL AND LONGER

then you'll just have to be a little patient

why did the one handed skellington cross the road

TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP

wot does a catapillar do on newyears day

turns over a new leaf

JFH wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> When did Postman Pat get married and knock his bird up?
> It's not a joke, I just saw it t'other day and he had a kid +
> missus.
>
> About 8-9 years ago.

Seriously? That just makes me feel old :' (