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"Jobs that are suited to me"

I did one of those computer things where it asked 200 questions and then tells you which jobs suit you and why.
These ones suit me, apparently...

Police officer - Hmmm

Fire Fighter - Good, this is what I left the police with the hope of doing. My lass wants me to do it too.

Postman - Thought about it, but the constant anti-social hours could be a problem.

Phychologist - Hmm, I still have all my hair and don't want a job I have to use my brain for to know how to spell.

Pest controler - Good! Now where's my gun and where are all those bloody chavs?

Photographer - Yes, that's it. Lovely. Yes-yes-yes...NO-NO-NO!

Flight attendant/trolly dolly - Don't. Say. Anything.

There were a few more, but those were my best matches.
Makes me go, "hmmm".

Who said EB is nailing me?

You did. Several times.

Well he's not..oooh ooooh...now he is

gamesfreak wrote:

> "Hello can I speak to D Harper?"
> - "Speaking"
> "This is connections, Just wondering what are you doing in your
> life?"
> - "Er, I'm at college?"
> "What college?"
> - "Lakeview"
> "OH OK then, Bye!"

Connections are damn annoying. Is there anyway I can stop them having my details - they send me random crap each month.

:(

English_Bloke wrote:
> Why not? I've been sitting on my ass doing very little for the last month, so... ;)

Yeah, but you didn't make it look like you were actually doing something and therefore you failed.

Puddin' wrote:
> Well he's not..oooh ooooh...now he is

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Ooh oooh? Is that the best reaction he can get?

Stand aside, let a REAL man handle this!

Timmargh?

Well, you seem to know.

Where's my nuts?

Dunno, you young lads seem to stick them all over the place, so they could be anywhere!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Stand aside, let a REAL man handle this!
>
> Timmargh?

Still got the stretch marks, eh?