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""Would you get married again?""

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: "Ah ..."

Vampyr wrote:
> would you ever say that to LJ?

I wouldn't have to. Lucy Jane's bottom is exquisité.

Eddie Conguerro wrote:
> See kids, the dangers of women. Just say 'No'.
>
> That is, don't say no to women as in refusing anything to do with
> them, but just say no whenever they ask you a question, it's the
> safest way.
>
> Does my bum look big in this?
>
> No It looks huge

Oh really.....

But then again it does work for men..

Does Size Matter?

No.. When obviously it does.

Oooo reminds me a scene from friends..

Eddie Conguerro wrote:

> Does my bum look big in this?

not JUST in that.

Hahha, well good.

would you ever say that to LJ?

See kids, the dangers of women. Just say 'No'.

That is, don't say no to women as in refusing anything to do with them, but just say no whenever they ask you a question, it's the safest way.

Does my bum look big in this?

No It looks huge

Sounds dirty

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm never getting married.

Don't you want to cement our love?

Made me chuckle :)

I'm never getting married.