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""Would you get married again?""

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: "Ah ..."

The last few posts from the forums only married couple made me chuckle quite a lot. Thanks.

Eddie Conguerro wrote:
> You don't have the monopoly on smut around here young Vampyr ;-)

more of an oligopoly, or a monopolistic market?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ive been married three times and I never get tired, except at night.

Lucy Jane wrote:
> unfortunately not smooth enough..

I shaved this morning. :-|

You don't have the monopoly on smut around here young Vampyr ;-)

unfortunately not smooth enough..

smoooooooth

Lucy Jane wrote:
> Thats a way to get out of it.. :)

I'm not trying to get out of it.

I'm trying to get in to it. ;-)

Thats a way to get out of it.. :)