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RANT BEGINS
Spider-man 2.
BLOODY AWFUL.
I had more fun and entertainment watching 8 legged freaks.
WTF!? I thought the first one was bad but it was fantastic compared to this movie which was evidently made for the thirteen year-old Buffy fans to jack off to.
I stopped caring by the end of the first hour and by the end I was hopeing he'd fly into one of the choppers and promptly end the movie. I actually had to stop myself from convulsing at the wedding scene, I really should have turned it off after the main villain (poor but what y'gonna do he's from the comic books) died as it managed to nose dive further into a desperate "Watch my 3rd spidehmun moveh PLZ!!!!111" appeal.
The dumbing down was simply staggering 'hello we're going to remind you of each characters motivations every five minutes just incase you nodded off during the vomit inducing doey eyed teeny angst bits'.
THIS is what passes for a good movie these days?
1. Batman
2. Unbreakable (Not a comic movie in the traditional sense which is probably why it's good).
3. Judge Dredd (Flawed but still the best anti-hero comic movie)
4. Hellboy (The humour could actually be classed as funny and the character less of a cardboard creation from dullsville)
At least it's given Raimi the freedom to make another Evil Dead, hopefully he won't devote too much screentime to smaltzy assburgers.
Suddenly StarWars looks good, I mean good! That's so horribly tragic.
Still at least I watched Collateral before I wasted 2 hours of my life on this. Now THAT was a film.
(Oh and prizes for those who get the bastardised quote from the title)
RANT OVER
Spider-man 2.
BLOODY AWFUL.
I had more fun and entertainment watching 8 legged freaks.
WTF!? I thought the first one was bad but it was fantastic compared to this movie which was evidently made for the thirteen year-old Buffy fans to jack off to.
I stopped caring by the end of the first hour and by the end I was hopeing he'd fly into one of the choppers and promptly end the movie. I actually had to stop myself from convulsing at the wedding scene, I really should have turned it off after the main villain (poor but what y'gonna do he's from the comic books) died as it managed to nose dive further into a desperate "Watch my 3rd spidehmun moveh PLZ!!!!111" appeal.
The dumbing down was simply staggering 'hello we're going to remind you of each characters motivations every five minutes just incase you nodded off during the vomit inducing doey eyed teeny angst bits'.
THIS is what passes for a good movie these days?
1. Batman
2. Unbreakable (Not a comic movie in the traditional sense which is probably why it's good).
3. Judge Dredd (Flawed but still the best anti-hero comic movie)
4. Hellboy (The humour could actually be classed as funny and the character less of a cardboard creation from dullsville)
At least it's given Raimi the freedom to make another Evil Dead, hopefully he won't devote too much screentime to smaltzy assburgers.
Suddenly StarWars looks good, I mean good! That's so horribly tragic.
Still at least I watched Collateral before I wasted 2 hours of my life on this. Now THAT was a film.
(Oh and prizes for those who get the bastardised quote from the title)
RANT OVER
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Campbell on valium.
Hedfix wrote:
> You're like Paul Ross on Steroids. ;P
But that would make him a muscle freak with a crazed and hateful temper.
Paul Ross on 'E' would be far better. :D
> You're like Paul Ross on Steroids. ;P
But that would make him a muscle freak with a crazed and hateful temper.
Paul Ross on 'E' would be far better. :D
Mabye it was some rendered good through the magic of big screenie cinemazey.
The title is from Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons, Spider-Man 2 was awesome.
Yeah but you say that about every film.
Even Star Wars.
You're like Paul Ross on Steroids. ;P
Even Star Wars.
You're like Paul Ross on Steroids. ;P
That's absolutely ridiculous.
Spider-Man 2 was a very enjoyable and well made film.
Spider-Man 2 was a very enjoyable and well made film.
Hedfix wrote:
> I said 'many'.
>
> That was the only blatantly obvious one.
I know, I know. I just couldn't resist it. :D
> I said 'many'.
>
> That was the only blatantly obvious one.
I know, I know. I just couldn't resist it. :D
I said 'many'.
That was the only blatantly obvious one.
That was the only blatantly obvious one.
Hedfix wrote:
> The one set in a wooden hut in the middle of nowhere, it even had the
> close to the ground camera style from Evil Dead at points.
Hedfix wrote:
> Nice series, although I couldn't spot many Raimi influences.
;P
Hehehehehe.
I can't remember that one. I'd really like to see the series as a whole again.
> The one set in a wooden hut in the middle of nowhere, it even had the
> close to the ground camera style from Evil Dead at points.
Hedfix wrote:
> Nice series, although I couldn't spot many Raimi influences.
;P
Hehehehehe.
I can't remember that one. I'd really like to see the series as a whole again.
Pandaemonium wrote:
>
> Executive producer. I think he directed a couple of episodes
> too. Excellent series, shame they had to wrap it all up quickly due
> to it being canned.
The one set in a wooden hut in the middle of nowhere, it even had the close to the ground camera style from Evil Dead at points.
>
> Executive producer. I think he directed a couple of episodes
> too. Excellent series, shame they had to wrap it all up quickly due
> to it being canned.
The one set in a wooden hut in the middle of nowhere, it even had the close to the ground camera style from Evil Dead at points.
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