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RANT BEGINS
Spider-man 2.
BLOODY AWFUL.
I had more fun and entertainment watching 8 legged freaks.
WTF!? I thought the first one was bad but it was fantastic compared to this movie which was evidently made for the thirteen year-old Buffy fans to jack off to.
I stopped caring by the end of the first hour and by the end I was hopeing he'd fly into one of the choppers and promptly end the movie. I actually had to stop myself from convulsing at the wedding scene, I really should have turned it off after the main villain (poor but what y'gonna do he's from the comic books) died as it managed to nose dive further into a desperate "Watch my 3rd spidehmun moveh PLZ!!!!111" appeal.
The dumbing down was simply staggering 'hello we're going to remind you of each characters motivations every five minutes just incase you nodded off during the vomit inducing doey eyed teeny angst bits'.
THIS is what passes for a good movie these days?
1. Batman
2. Unbreakable (Not a comic movie in the traditional sense which is probably why it's good).
3. Judge Dredd (Flawed but still the best anti-hero comic movie)
4. Hellboy (The humour could actually be classed as funny and the character less of a cardboard creation from dullsville)
At least it's given Raimi the freedom to make another Evil Dead, hopefully he won't devote too much screentime to smaltzy assburgers.
Suddenly StarWars looks good, I mean good! That's so horribly tragic.
Still at least I watched Collateral before I wasted 2 hours of my life on this. Now THAT was a film.
(Oh and prizes for those who get the bastardised quote from the title)
RANT OVER
Spider-man 2.
BLOODY AWFUL.
I had more fun and entertainment watching 8 legged freaks.
WTF!? I thought the first one was bad but it was fantastic compared to this movie which was evidently made for the thirteen year-old Buffy fans to jack off to.
I stopped caring by the end of the first hour and by the end I was hopeing he'd fly into one of the choppers and promptly end the movie. I actually had to stop myself from convulsing at the wedding scene, I really should have turned it off after the main villain (poor but what y'gonna do he's from the comic books) died as it managed to nose dive further into a desperate "Watch my 3rd spidehmun moveh PLZ!!!!111" appeal.
The dumbing down was simply staggering 'hello we're going to remind you of each characters motivations every five minutes just incase you nodded off during the vomit inducing doey eyed teeny angst bits'.
THIS is what passes for a good movie these days?
1. Batman
2. Unbreakable (Not a comic movie in the traditional sense which is probably why it's good).
3. Judge Dredd (Flawed but still the best anti-hero comic movie)
4. Hellboy (The humour could actually be classed as funny and the character less of a cardboard creation from dullsville)
At least it's given Raimi the freedom to make another Evil Dead, hopefully he won't devote too much screentime to smaltzy assburgers.
Suddenly StarWars looks good, I mean good! That's so horribly tragic.
Still at least I watched Collateral before I wasted 2 hours of my life on this. Now THAT was a film.
(Oh and prizes for those who get the bastardised quote from the title)
RANT OVER
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The Hibernator wrote:
> I like "Unbreakable".
Indeed, a quality film far above the usual summerfest of licenced and merchandised faeces.
> I like "Unbreakable".
Indeed, a quality film far above the usual summerfest of licenced and merchandised faeces.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> Batman rules.
>
> You are fantastic and also correct.
> Ms NY wrote:
> Batman rules.
>
> You are fantastic and also correct.
Ms NY wrote:
> Batman rules.
You are fantastic and also correct.
> Batman rules.
You are fantastic and also correct.
Batman rules.
Hellboy had more than its fair share of problems.
Spider-Man 2 was two hours of entertainment, if you don't agree; fair enough.
Spider-Man 2 was two hours of entertainment, if you don't agree; fair enough.
Hedfix has no willy.
I like "Unbreakable".
"YOU'RE FIRED! Somebody get me a new Mav"
Hedfix wrote:
> Yeah but you say that about every film.
No I don't.
I can just spot a well made blockbuster and enjoy it for what it is, and Star Wars is an absolute classic.
Stop throwing around such childish comments.
> Yeah but you say that about every film.
No I don't.
I can just spot a well made blockbuster and enjoy it for what it is, and Star Wars is an absolute classic.
Stop throwing around such childish comments.
It was worth watching it just for the Newpaper Editor.
Say what you like about the rest of the film, he was a LEGEND.
"YOU'RE FIRED!"
"NO WAIT! YOU'RE UNFIRED!"
"GO GIVE THIS TO MY SECRETARY, THEN YOU'RE FIRED."*
*quotes completely made up, but give the gist of it! :-)
Say what you like about the rest of the film, he was a LEGEND.
"YOU'RE FIRED!"
"NO WAIT! YOU'RE UNFIRED!"
"GO GIVE THIS TO MY SECRETARY, THEN YOU'RE FIRED."*
*quotes completely made up, but give the gist of it! :-)
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