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"I dont mean to be rude, but..."

I am much better than any of you.

I much more intelligent. Much more handsome, talented and funny.

My talents with women, skills with video games, my martial artistry, and needlework proficiency far outstrip your own, without hesitation or doubt.

Compared to my considerable charm and elegance, you are all little more than wamp rats. Your combined wit and grace are equivalent to that owned by the nail of the little toe on my right foot.

You may be under the mistaken impression that you are any good at. Any skills you absurdly believe you are blessed to own are all lies and folly in comparison to my general loveliness, shininess, and happiness (all without a trace of R.E.M.).

Should I be bathed is sewage for three years, wash only in fermented vomit and constantly smear my entire body solely with my own excrement, I would still be sweeter smelling.

Anyone and everyone who disagrees with any part of the above statement should realise that they are completly wrong.

Armatige Shanks wrote:
Urgh...
> How gauche...


Thats 'left' in French by the way. Although i didnt really expect one such as yourself to know that.

I have, indeed, seen the Star Wars series, and to be honest, i thought it was the biggest pile of over-rated garbage i have ever seen!

Essentially there was nothing wrong with the films, but there didnt seem to be anything amazingly right with them either. They weren't so rubbish that i couldn't watch them all the way through, yet neither were they so entertaining that i feel the need to watch them repeatedly.

After re-reading your original post, it has become clear to me that your métier is to be the clown of the forums, always attempting to be the popular one by dint of a rather pathetic sense of humour.

I rather find myself, however, above your childish levels of pathetic entertainment, preffering to use these discussion boards to discuss important matter, not to inflame your ridiculously small ego.

Your Honour wrote:
> A wamp rat eh?
> Whats one of those?


They're generally found in Beggar's Canyon, back home.

^_^

Your Honour wrote:
> A wamp rat eh?

Whats one of those? Mr
> Im-so-damn-perfect-but-i-forgot-to-check-my-spelling



Urgh... How gauche...

Do you know nothing of the cinematic entertainment series, often collectively referred to as the Star Wars Series?

I would take the pains of explaining it to one such as yourself. However since you appear to be, in comparison to my own far reaching wonderment, far to imbecilic to fully understand the premise. I feel it would be ultimately an exercise in futility to make the effort

Wamp Rats. They're from Star wars. He obviously meant that, didn't he? ;)

Your Honour wrote:
> A wamp rat eh?

Whats one of those? Mr
> Im-so-damn-perfect-but-i-forgot-to-check-my-spelling!



Ha!

Coming from a guy named after a toilet.....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......lol.

Just Kidding...

Game

A wamp rat eh?

Whats one of those? Mr Im-so-damn-perfect-but-i-forgot-to-check-my-spelling



:-)

Then I agree, I am completely wrong.

I am much better than any of you.

I much more intelligent. Much more handsome, talented and funny.

My talents with women, skills with video games, my martial artistry, and needlework proficiency far outstrip your own, without hesitation or doubt.

Compared to my considerable charm and elegance, you are all little more than wamp rats. Your combined wit and grace are equivalent to that owned by the nail of the little toe on my right foot.

You may be under the mistaken impression that you are any good at. Any skills you absurdly believe you are blessed to own are all lies and folly in comparison to my general loveliness, shininess, and happiness (all without a trace of R.E.M.).

Should I be bathed is sewage for three years, wash only in fermented vomit and constantly smear my entire body solely with my own excrement, I would still be sweeter smelling.

Anyone and everyone who disagrees with any part of the above statement should realise that they are completly wrong.