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I much more intelligent. Much more handsome, talented and funny.
My talents with women, skills with video games, my martial artistry, and needlework proficiency far outstrip your own, without hesitation or doubt.
Compared to my considerable charm and elegance, you are all little more than wamp rats. Your combined wit and grace are equivalent to that owned by the nail of the little toe on my right foot.
You may be under the mistaken impression that you are any good at. Any skills you absurdly believe you are blessed to own are all lies and folly in comparison to my general loveliness, shininess, and happiness (all without a trace of R.E.M.).
Should I be bathed is sewage for three years, wash only in fermented vomit and constantly smear my entire body solely with my own excrement, I would still be sweeter smelling.
Anyone and everyone who disagrees with any part of the above statement should realise that they are completly wrong.
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The above statement is false
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Lylat Wars
Star Fox Adventures... that bloody pole he carries with him can do anything.
I am not THAT interested in ROgue Leader, but Definitely SFA and Donkey Kong Racing.....I love the Kiddy games they're the best!
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