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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

Poor matt.

Trying to be me gerrid and merm, and to a lesser extent, Azul.

mattributé wrote:
> A snapshot of MSN
>
> [I]Retard
> Retard
> Not spoke to in 3 months
> good friend
> Retard
> Nice bloke
> Retard
> Retard
> I should really block
> Retard
> Retard
> Reatrd

B*stard.
:'{

Ricky Gervais

[I]Unquotable
awkward
ugly
less 'acceptable' than Peter Kay
especially to us dirty
dirty Northerners

absolute fecking genius.

The victory of small child

Three items of the household,
Pitted against one another,
Best of five.

1, 2, 3...Rock.
1, 2, 3...Paper.
1, 2, 3...Rock.
1, 2, 3...Scissors.
1, 2, 3...Scissors.

YUSS.

A snapshot of MSN

[I]Retard
Retard
Not spoke to in 3 months
good friend
Retard
Nice bloke
Retard
Retard
I should really block
Retard
Retard
Reatrd

Ancient Noise

Dot dot dot dot dot
dash
dot dot dot dot dot
dash
dot dot dot dot dot
DOT

Zero one zero one one zero
zero one one one?
ZERO ZERO ZERO
one one, one one
ZERO! ZERO!
ONE, one, one... zero?

Homo-sexual.

Lent

[I]Nice people of college
give me your stuff
i don't work
don't care
as much as you
lead me the way
to Ricky Gervais
give me the new CD
of 'indie' group Embrace.

Pete Doherty

[I]Get off the drugs
you nob

Wedding

[I]I'm glad
I crashed the wedding
it's better than regretting
because true love last forever
unlike that lube

Radiohead

[I]Thom Yorke
your voice sucks
and why did you make Kid A?

But for the pure
and utter genius
of paranoid android
all is forgiven

in fact
why don't you just re-release
every good thing you ever made
again
minus creep -
MTV2 have raped that enough