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"Short Poem Competition Revival"

I don't need to introduce this. It;s the Short Poem Competition. I give you a word, you create literary verse about it and then, magically, a winner is produced. The winning date shall not be announced. Ever.

The words you have to base your brilliance around are below

'(Park) Bench'

Get styling, you hip young cats.

WINNER

Ashman wrote:
> Playing for the jersey
>
> The yellow slides over skin,
> New day, new match, new chances.
> Strolling upon a fresh green pitch,
> Supporters aim their glances.
>
> The jersey owns me, I play for it,
> I love the Crew, I’m Columbus bred.
> It runs deep inside me, yellow blood,
> Without this passion I would be dead.
>
> Give me the ball; a sphere of chance.
> Give me a yard.
> Half a yard.
> Give me anything.
> I want to give the Crew what they deserve.
>
> ”I play for the jersey. I love Columbus.”
>
> And the shirt comes off.
> The gloves removed.
> Buddle twelve.
> CROO APPROVED.
>
> bench

jim-hat wrote:
> But never did. I flew
> I flew back to Palistine.

Ahgahgahha

[I]perhaps

perhaps it was my
wang in your
ear

Stealing Bread From A Blind Man

There he was, selling his loaf
I thought about stealing
But never did. I flew
I flew back to Palistine.

The Night I Found Something Strange

This night was like none other
This was the night, that
I found something.
Something so very strange.

[I]aloud.com

the ultimate ticketing experience where
you can buy tickets to
see busted oh wait no;
they've split

Dating the dead

In my head
I date the dead
In my spair time
I buy tickets to events, on aloud.com.

[I]taxidermist

hello
let me put my hand up your
hole so i can
stuff you
let me make you hard
i am hard too
let's be hard together
fín

Fax Me.

I busted my balls for you to text me,
I sucked off a horse, so you would fax me.

[I]ode to a tribute (did you see what I did there feat. jim)

hey gaybys, he
said
let's go down to the woods
later where we can
have some
lunch and maybe we can
get na
ncy drew to join us

Online girls

[I]Like gold or platinum
finding a girl online
is like searching for a metaphorical needle
in a real haystack.