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"I won the lottery"

I heard the jackpot was £15 million or something so I thought I might as well try my luck - and I got 5 numbers!

This means I'll get a meaty share of the treasure, right?



I'm going to buy the first person to reply a fur coat and a car.

Oh my, does this thread make me laff.

Buy 750 more lottery tickets. ;D

yup.

heh.

nevermind.

Paradox: wrote:
> it is five figures.
>
> 750.00
>
> :-P

That's shockingly low.

Creepy wrote:
> OMG PARADOX HAS MONEH AND I'M HOIS FRIEND!!122 DOXXY!!121 BUY ME
> SUMMIT!!2
>
>
> Funny how you make friends suddenly, eh?

The social science behind it is wonderful.

You're lucky I like you anyway :-P

Lipe wrote:
> No I meant the balance wasn't right. 1 more number and your a
> millionaire. The prizes should increase steadily.

Yes, I agree.

You had me going then.

What with that lottery pact we made and stuff.

I remember one time when it was better to have got 5 numbers and the bonus ball rather than all 6 because so many people won it, thinking they were millionnaires when infact the only won enough to buy a nice big house.

Lipe wrote:
>
> No I meant the balance wasn't right. 1 more number and your a
> millionaire. The prizes should increase steadily.

Its based on how many win on each number so that system wouldnt make financial sense.

JFH wrote:
> Lipe wrote:
> 5 numbers out of 6 and you only get £750...what a rip off.
>
> You pay £1, they give you £750. Doesn't sound like a rip
> off to me.

No I meant the balance wasn't right. 1 more number and your a millionaire. The prizes should increase steadily.