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"Hey Light"

Love you too gorgeous
xx

Someone put a bit of cucumber under the earpiece of my phone at a job once. It rang, I answered. Worked really well though, because the cucumber stuck to the phone and ended up on my ear! Never found out who did it.

Rosalind wrote:
> missus??
>
> did someone tame the beast!
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Hardly, hence the whining.
I sent her one today "Shall I buy a Tie-Fighter?" and got "Humph, love you too" in reply.
I forsee a rapid ending to this chapter of my lovelife.

Goatboy wrote:
> Rosalind wrote:
> missus??
>
> did someone tame the beast!
> ---
>
> Hardly, hence the whining.
> I sent her one today "Shall I buy a Tie-Fighter?" and got
> "Humph, love you too" in reply.
> I forsee a rapid ending to this chapter of my lovelife.

You should have sent that to me, I'd have said yes...unless a Tie-Fighter is some kind of new-fangled vibrator.

My girlfriend sent her dad a text for me.

he's since given her lots of 'safe sex' talks.

monkey_man wrote:
> You should have sent that to me, I'd have said yes...unless a
> Tie-Fighter is some kind of new-fangled vibrator.
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Nope, Star Wars Galaxies.
But I'm not Imperial faction, so I spent it on a Bantha I can ride about on.
It's called Alan.