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Love you too gorgeous
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Love you too gorgeous
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Not in front of the others baby. They'll get jealous.
Goddamn spammers!
You have no idea the amount of whiny ladygrief that initiated when, laughing heterosexually, I showed the missus your 2 txts and got "Why don't you send me txts like that?" for the next 10 mins.
"Because I'm not mushy"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not"
"But why?"
"Because I'm alpha male, remember?"
"You're bloody not"
"...lesbian"
"You wish"
Curse your emotional expressionism.
"Because I'm not mushy"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not"
"But why?"
"Because I'm alpha male, remember?"
"You're bloody not"
"...lesbian"
"You wish"
Curse your emotional expressionism.
missus??
did someone tame the beast!
did someone tame the beast!
hay mangs were do get go to the gay txts i need help????????
Meheheheheh. Hey, if it makes up for my embarrassment in having mistakenly sent it in the first place...
You could always say that, as I'm somewhat thespian, I'm allowed to be as gayly expressive as I am.
Or you could tell her to stop her damn whining and make with the head?
You could always say that, as I'm somewhat thespian, I'm allowed to be as gayly expressive as I am.
Or you could tell her to stop her damn whining and make with the head?
Slightly changing the topic my mate once sent me a text saying we'd meet at the pub at 9 or something.
A few minutes later I get another one from him... telling me in great detail what he wanted to do to his girlfriend. Once I understood the situation I laughed all night, promised not to show it... and then showed it to everyone I met.
A few minutes later I get another one from him... telling me in great detail what he wanted to do to his girlfriend. Once I understood the situation I laughed all night, promised not to show it... and then showed it to everyone I met.
I sent the Ogre a porno text once that he never got. I never did find out where it got to.
I actually had it in answerphone format once.
One time I checked the answerphone on my landline, I had a bunch of nondescript messages then something like:
"Tracey, this is Mike, can you call me back."
I don't live with anyone called Tracey and I didn't know this chap. Things got a lot funnier with the next message he left:
"Tracey, this is Mike again, ohhhh God, last night was so spesh, your &$£!# was really wet Tracey, ohhh I've never had it like that, we gotta do that again Tracey. Call me."
I'm still not sure if it was a wind up from this chap after he realised he left the first message on the wrong person's answerphone :0/
One time I checked the answerphone on my landline, I had a bunch of nondescript messages then something like:
"Tracey, this is Mike, can you call me back."
I don't live with anyone called Tracey and I didn't know this chap. Things got a lot funnier with the next message he left:
"Tracey, this is Mike again, ohhhh God, last night was so spesh, your &$£!# was really wet Tracey, ohhh I've never had it like that, we gotta do that again Tracey. Call me."
I'm still not sure if it was a wind up from this chap after he realised he left the first message on the wrong person's answerphone :0/
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