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Love you too gorgeous
xx

monkey_man wrote:
> You should have sent that to me, I'd have said yes...unless a
> Tie-Fighter is some kind of new-fangled vibrator.
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Nope, Star Wars Galaxies.
But I'm not Imperial faction, so I spent it on a Bantha I can ride about on.
It's called Alan.

My girlfriend sent her dad a text for me.

he's since given her lots of 'safe sex' talks.

Goatboy wrote:
> Rosalind wrote:
> missus??
>
> did someone tame the beast!
> ---
>
> Hardly, hence the whining.
> I sent her one today "Shall I buy a Tie-Fighter?" and got
> "Humph, love you too" in reply.
> I forsee a rapid ending to this chapter of my lovelife.

You should have sent that to me, I'd have said yes...unless a Tie-Fighter is some kind of new-fangled vibrator.

Rosalind wrote:
> missus??
>
> did someone tame the beast!
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Hardly, hence the whining.
I sent her one today "Shall I buy a Tie-Fighter?" and got "Humph, love you too" in reply.
I forsee a rapid ending to this chapter of my lovelife.

Someone put a bit of cucumber under the earpiece of my phone at a job once. It rang, I answered. Worked really well though, because the cucumber stuck to the phone and ended up on my ear! Never found out who did it.

I actually had it in answerphone format once.

One time I checked the answerphone on my landline, I had a bunch of nondescript messages then something like:

"Tracey, this is Mike, can you call me back."

I don't live with anyone called Tracey and I didn't know this chap. Things got a lot funnier with the next message he left:

"Tracey, this is Mike again, ohhhh God, last night was so spesh, your &$£!# was really wet Tracey, ohhh I've never had it like that, we gotta do that again Tracey. Call me."

I'm still not sure if it was a wind up from this chap after he realised he left the first message on the wrong person's answerphone :0/

I sent the Ogre a porno text once that he never got. I never did find out where it got to.

Slightly changing the topic my mate once sent me a text saying we'd meet at the pub at 9 or something.

A few minutes later I get another one from him... telling me in great detail what he wanted to do to his girlfriend. Once I understood the situation I laughed all night, promised not to show it... and then showed it to everyone I met.

Meheheheheh. Hey, if it makes up for my embarrassment in having mistakenly sent it in the first place...

You could always say that, as I'm somewhat thespian, I'm allowed to be as gayly expressive as I am.
Or you could tell her to stop her damn whining and make with the head?

hay mangs were do get go to the gay txts i need help????????