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"Chronicles of Riddick"

What a disappointment.

In the end it was just Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon all over again, except this time Flash had an attitude and a worrying obsession with knives. And did I see Riddick nearly crying at the end? Bless his cotton socks, and we all thought he was ruthless.

Predictable, distinctly average and instantly forgettable. After playing the game I suppose my expectations were way too high.

Just another quart of bile in a sea of fecal matter rushing out of the huge spotty behind of the soulless hollywood machine. "Tell you what lads, if we put enough explosions and killing in it, those suckers'll lap it up."

Pandaemonium wrote:
> ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> In the end it was just Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon all over
> again, except this time Flash had an attitude and a worrying
> obsession with knives.
>
> That's all I thought it was. Flash Gordon minus the Queen Soundtrack.
> Campy fun. Appalingly directed, written and acted throughout.
> Definately in my bad movie top 10.

At least Flash Gordon had Blessed gloriously hamming it up and Dalton looking like Peter Pan.

Goatboy wrote:
> I enjoyed the 1st one so I'll watch this with a big bowl of popcorn
> and leave my brain outside.

Tip: Just think "I'm Bell posting in the Life forum"

Forza wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel
> in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it.
>
> I think he's trying to tell us something.

LOL what do you think hes trying to tell us?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> In the end it was just Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon all over
> again, except this time Flash had an attitude and a worrying
> obsession with knives.

That's all I thought it was. Flash Gordon minus the Queen Soundtrack. Campy fun. Appalingly directed, written and acted throughout. Definately in my bad movie top 10.

Goatboy wrote:
> I enjoyed the 1st one so I'll watch this with a big bowl of popcorn
> and leave my brain outside.

Now that does surprise me. I shall expect a patented Goatboy review afterwards.

He was perfectly clear, you're just a bit slow.

cookie monster wrote:
> Chr1s wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel
> in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it.
>
> Vin Diesel is NOT a good actor.
>
> Well done, you drew the wrong conclusion from my post.

C'mon man, you could have been more clear.

Chr1s wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel
> in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in
> it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin
> Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It had Vin Diesel in it. It
> had Vin Diesel in it.
>
> Vin Diesel is NOT a good actor.

Well done, you drew the wrong conclusion from my post.

Seriously, this is one of the biggest piles of assorted mammal excretia that I've ever seen in my life. Incoherent, poorly acted, appallingly plotted, pretentious, portentious (it wishes), self important bilge.

There isn't enough popcorn in the world to make this film even slightly bearable.