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"New Year's Resolutions"

Mine, this year, are:



> Cut down on swearing - not stop, just cut down (will fail anyway).

> Learn to drive, get a license, maybe in the near future a car.

> Go to university.

> Get with the girl I've liked for a while - no-one else, just her (unless someone else asks me).

> Get a job.



There are probably more, that's all I can think of for now...

gah

- Get back with my ex (yes, again)
- Get good exam results
- Buy a dog
- Stop buying un-neccessary items (probably mean cancelling my eBay account)
- Get a job
- Get some money

You're after your ex now?

What's going on with you?

This is EB by the way.

Ugh. What kind of chav retard makes a New Year's Resolution.
If if was something you were actually going to do, like have more illegitimate children, or scav off benefit some more, then fair enough.

But you won't. Because you suck.

If I want to change something in my life so much, I'll do it straight away, not wait around like some *see above* until the new year and drool out some half-hearted bullpiss that I'm never going to do.

Sort it out.
Nothing's changed except the date on the calender. You're still the lazy, worthless, unaspiring cockshank you always were.

ahem

I said the same, FFF, except in fewer words:

mermoid wrote:
> new year's resolutions are for gaybys

I thought I'd make things a bit clearer. And better, of course, but I can't really help that - it just kinda happens.

New Year's Resolutions help people set and make targets, if people want to better them selves at this time of year let them do it.

I personally think that New Year resolutions suck.

Mine are simple:

1. Drive.
2. Learn to play another instrument.
3. Have a threesome.


And there is no number 4. :-(

Ms NY wrote:
> Mine are simple:
>
> 1. Drive.
> 2. Learn to play another instrument.
> 3. Have a threesome.


Try all three at once.

and threesomes are overrated.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Ugh. What kind of chav retard makes a New Year's Resolution.
> If if was something you were actually going to do, like have more
> illegitimate children, or scav off benefit some more, then fair
> enough.
>
> But you won't. Because you suck.
>
> If I want to change something in my life so much, I'll do it straight
> away, not wait around like some *see above* until the new year and
> drool out some half-hearted bullpiss that I'm never going to do.
>
> Sort it out.
> Nothing's changed except the date on the calender. You're still the
> lazy, worthless, unaspiring cockshank you always were.
>
> ahem

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