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> Cut down on swearing - not stop, just cut down (will fail anyway).
> Learn to drive, get a license, maybe in the near future a car.
> Go to university.
> Get with the girl I've liked for a while - no-one else, just her (unless someone else asks me).
> Get a job.
There are probably more, that's all I can think of for now...
> Try all three at once.
>
> and threesomes are overrated.
That's a fantasmic idea.
Ok.. a foursome, then.
-be more decisive.
After that, I dunno.
> A software pirate?
pffft if it was just software pirateing i would be king of the pirates already.
no i want a big ship and a crew and somewhere to stash me loot,
To...
Oh I've forgotten what I was gonna do-be-want
Shlong
> Ugh. What kind of chav retard makes a New Year's Resolution.
> If if was something you were actually going to do, like have more
> illegitimate children, or scav off benefit some more, then fair
> enough.
>
> But you won't. Because you suck.
>
> If I want to change something in my life so much, I'll do it straight
> away, not wait around like some *see above* until the new year and
> drool out some half-hearted bullpiss that I'm never going to do.
>
> Sort it out.
> Nothing's changed except the date on the calender. You're still the
> lazy, worthless, unaspiring cockshank you always were.
>
> ahem
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> Mine are simple:
>
> 1. Drive.
> 2. Learn to play another instrument.
> 3. Have a threesome.
Try all three at once.
and threesomes are overrated.
1. Drive.
2. Learn to play another instrument.
3. Have a threesome.
And there is no number 4. :-(