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"Why My Family Sucks"

Well, my mum, really.

Mum: "Where is there a VCR in the house that we can watch this on?"
Me: "The front room"
"That's no working"
"Yes it is"
*Points* "A Fiver"
"Fine, a fiver to set it up? I'll be a moment"
"NAW"
*I go check if it's working, which i know it is*
*Comes back*
"It is working, give me my fiver"
"No."

Then, I go back upstairs.

"Here, i don't want the VCR in there, set it up in the living room"
I do that, which is a painful and labourous task (It's difficult because of the size of the gap where the VCR can go, and the fact that there's only a tiny hole in the back of the unit for the cables to go.
"Right, fix this for me" (She's talking about the Space Invaders thing she bought us for Christmas, but she decided to keep it for herself)

"Am i gonna get the fiver you bet me then?"
"No"


I'm discriminated against.

munn wrote:
> Emitime wrote:
> They generally don't put bulls in with cows,
>
> I know, but they need to be put in for sex time.
> Farmers of course, don't want too much sex time - too many cows is
> too hard to cope with.
>
> In fact, I've not seen a bull out in the fields for nearly 2 years.
> I think the farmer only has one, and he puts it out rarely (I live
> next to farm you see).
> Either that or he puts it out in the fields behind the farm 9the ones
> I can't see from here)

Woo. One of my wild guesses turned out right. I'm on a roll tonight.

Emitime wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Problem is we don't like each other.
>
> I don't know why "Emitime" doesn't like me, I thought I
> was
> perfect in all ways, but I don't like him, and he's probably like
> one
> of those gimpy sellers in eBay who give you bad feedback if you give
> them bad feedback, so, because I don't like him, he doesn't like me.
>
>
> Murgh.
>
> ...but wasn't I the one that started dis-liking you first?

Probably.
I've never liked you though, so 908 days.
That's a long time.

Emitime wrote:
> They generally don't put bulls in with cows,

I know, but they need to be put in for sex time.
Farmers of course, don't want too much sex time - too many cows is too hard to cope with.

In fact, I've not seen a bull out in the fields for nearly 2 years.
I think the farmer only has one, and he puts it out rarely (I live next to farm you see).
Either that or he puts it out in the fields behind the farm 9the ones I can't see from here)

munn wrote:
> Problem is we don't like each other.
>
> I don't know why "Emitime" doesn't like me, I thought I was
> perfect in all ways, but I don't like him, and he's probably like one
> of those gimpy sellers in eBay who give you bad feedback if you give
> them bad feedback, so, because I don't like him, he doesn't like me.
>
>
> Murgh.

...but wasn't I the one that started dis-liking you first?

Here...smoke this...

Problem is we don't like each other.

I don't know why "Emitime" doesn't like me, I thought I was perfect in all ways, but I don't like him, and he's probably like one of those gimpy sellers in eBay who give you bad feedback if you give them bad feedback, so, because I don't like him, he doesn't like me.


Murgh.

They generally don't put bulls in with cows, so I'd doubt it. I'll keep my eye open though (although close it while sucking the cow, incase it's juices blind me).

Peace out you guys...or else let me throw some jelly on you and sell it to some hairy spinster channel.

I did.
Made it worse though.
A bull got jealous and kicked my groin.

Now I'm in an even worse mood.

Tip, majke sure there are no bulls in the field.

munn wrote:
> It makes you realise that you're being a dick.

So perhaps you should join me.