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It's six days 'til Christmas, and two Jehovas Witnesses have the audacity to knock on my front door in an attempt to convert my religion. Shame on you!
They're always in pairs, too...
They're always in pairs, too...
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They travel in pairs simply to partner up.
That's the way they do it.
I can't remember what they used to say they did it for, but my guess is simply strength and some sort of display of togetherness.
I dunno.
And I don't believe the story about one of them putting their foot in the door at all. They're too timid and weedy. Plus the fact that they give themselves a passive stance - they don't force. The magic words are "not interested", and they'll begone.
Liar.
That's the way they do it.
I can't remember what they used to say they did it for, but my guess is simply strength and some sort of display of togetherness.
I dunno.
And I don't believe the story about one of them putting their foot in the door at all. They're too timid and weedy. Plus the fact that they give themselves a passive stance - they don't force. The magic words are "not interested", and they'll begone.
Liar.
Ninjax wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> They're always in pairs, too...
>
> thats so true! i wonder why? but dont you hate it when you close the
> door and they put their foot in it and force it open again! My dad
> hit one for doing that a few years back!
YaY!
> The Hibernator wrote:
> They're always in pairs, too...
>
> thats so true! i wonder why? but dont you hate it when you close the
> door and they put their foot in it and force it open again! My dad
> hit one for doing that a few years back!
YaY!
They're probably slipping religious pills into your coffee to gradually convert you.
I wonder if they get commission?
I wonder if they get commission?
Sorry to shatter everyone's view of Jehovah's Witnesses, but I had a couple call at my door just over two years ago; I invited them in and we talked about religion for about an hour - I'm an atheist and they accepted my reasons why I didn't want religion in my life.
Since then they've called round for coffee and non-religious chat about once every two or three months.
Since then they've called round for coffee and non-religious chat about once every two or three months.
We never had Jehovah witnesses before.
What do they say exactly when trying to convert you?
What do they say exactly when trying to convert you?
I liked that simpsons episode :
*2 Jehovahs walking up to simpson house*
*Marge is hoping they will ring the doorbell she has just installed*
Jehovah Woman : "Hey, why don't we stop forcing our beliefs down these nice peoples' throats, and go and get ourselves proper jobs?"
Jehovah Man : "That's a brilliant idea!"
*they both throw their paraphernalia away and skip down the street*
*****
says it all, really.
*2 Jehovahs walking up to simpson house*
*Marge is hoping they will ring the doorbell she has just installed*
Jehovah Woman : "Hey, why don't we stop forcing our beliefs down these nice peoples' throats, and go and get ourselves proper jobs?"
Jehovah Man : "That's a brilliant idea!"
*they both throw their paraphernalia away and skip down the street*
*****
says it all, really.
The Hibernator wrote:
> They're always in pairs, too...
thats so true! i wonder why? but dont you hate it when you close the door and they put their foot in it and force it open again! My dad hit one for doing that a few years back!
> They're always in pairs, too...
thats so true! i wonder why? but dont you hate it when you close the door and they put their foot in it and force it open again! My dad hit one for doing that a few years back!
They don't come to my front door, I just left the body of the one that last knocked 5 years ago hanging from the tree outside.
I agree
Oh come on, they're hardly welcome at your front door...
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