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Bonjela sucks.
I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
Every night and morning, and about twice through the day, for the last 5 days I've dried the skanky blister thing then rubbed tonnes of Bonjela on it, screaming in special healing agony.
Nothing - if anything, it's got even bigger (maybe I rubbed it too much) and now there's this big yellow bulgy thing in the middle.
yummu.
Lovely ulcers.
Also: some chavs, with an average age of about 8, shouted something along the lines of "Oi mate! Got a spare fag!" at me, through the cold dark, across a road.
I stared, wondering if these children realise that everyone in the whole world hates them on sight, and walked on.
"Don't f**king ignore me! Tight *innaudiable*"
Oh dear oh dear. Big, chav-sized blenders we need, maybe with a nice burberry trim and an unknown father.
Oh, also: what was nice, as I waited for a bus t'other day, two stinking pikeys came off a bus, hauling chav's-first-baby with them. Probably about 2 weeks old, poor, cure, unnaware thing - what a terrible fate lies in store.
And they were giving it powered milk already, which made me sad. And the chavétte, upon re-assembling their pram, just pulled the covering thing right over the little baby so you couldn't even see it.
erm ... yeah.
There's a nice little rant for y'all.
Oh, also: how they hell do you grow seedless grapes? They have no seeds. And how did they make them not have seeds in the first place?
I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
Every night and morning, and about twice through the day, for the last 5 days I've dried the skanky blister thing then rubbed tonnes of Bonjela on it, screaming in special healing agony.
Nothing - if anything, it's got even bigger (maybe I rubbed it too much) and now there's this big yellow bulgy thing in the middle.
yummu.
Lovely ulcers.
Also: some chavs, with an average age of about 8, shouted something along the lines of "Oi mate! Got a spare fag!" at me, through the cold dark, across a road.
I stared, wondering if these children realise that everyone in the whole world hates them on sight, and walked on.
"Don't f**king ignore me! Tight *innaudiable*"
Oh dear oh dear. Big, chav-sized blenders we need, maybe with a nice burberry trim and an unknown father.
Oh, also: what was nice, as I waited for a bus t'other day, two stinking pikeys came off a bus, hauling chav's-first-baby with them. Probably about 2 weeks old, poor, cure, unnaware thing - what a terrible fate lies in store.
And they were giving it powered milk already, which made me sad. And the chavétte, upon re-assembling their pram, just pulled the covering thing right over the little baby so you couldn't even see it.
erm ... yeah.
There's a nice little rant for y'all.
Oh, also: how they hell do you grow seedless grapes? They have no seeds. And how did they make them not have seeds in the first place?
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The Hibernator wrote:
> Sticking with ulcers...
> Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put
> anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
What has that got to do with ulcers? Seriously? Just because it's mouth related...you just wanted to mention your play once more..
> Sticking with ulcers...
> Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put
> anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
What has that got to do with ulcers? Seriously? Just because it's mouth related...you just wanted to mention your play once more..
Sixth form pwned everyone at my school - we were the Gods.
gamesfreak wrote:
> Rant #2.
>
> The Year 12's at our college are nearly all chavs.
>
> It's shocking. They abuse us Year 13s on occasion.
We have that.
Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it again.
> Rant #2.
>
> The Year 12's at our college are nearly all chavs.
>
> It's shocking. They abuse us Year 13s on occasion.
We have that.
Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it again.
eye'Aoe wrote:
> The other day I was on the bus, completely alone with about 8 drunk
> chavs. Then they all crowded round me... and for some incredibly
> strange reason I felt safe, even though there was a high possiblity
> I'd get my head kicked in... I just felt so incredibly safe...
>
> Um. *cough*
>
> Yeah.
You were one with the natural pack.
> The other day I was on the bus, completely alone with about 8 drunk
> chavs. Then they all crowded round me... and for some incredibly
> strange reason I felt safe, even though there was a high possiblity
> I'd get my head kicked in... I just felt so incredibly safe...
>
> Um. *cough*
>
> Yeah.
You were one with the natural pack.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Bonjela sucks.
> I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at
> exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched
> every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
I too have an ulcer, its on the underside of my tongue, suprisingly it gets agitated quite often. And yeah, bonjella is craptastic.
> Bonjela sucks.
> I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at
> exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched
> every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
I too have an ulcer, its on the underside of my tongue, suprisingly it gets agitated quite often. And yeah, bonjella is craptastic.
The other day I was on the bus, completely alone with about 8 drunk chavs. Then they all crowded round me... and for some incredibly strange reason I felt safe, even though there was a high possiblity I'd get my head kicked in... I just felt so incredibly safe...
Um. *cough*
Yeah.
Um. *cough*
Yeah.
Sticking with ulcers...
Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
Sticking with Chavs...
Walked out of the theatre this afternoon caked in make-up and with my ludicris costume on. Three townies passed me, one of 'em saying "You suit those mate." To which I replied, "My girlfriend likes 'em". Best comeback ever!
I have no girlfriend.
Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
Sticking with Chavs...
Walked out of the theatre this afternoon caked in make-up and with my ludicris costume on. Three townies passed me, one of 'em saying "You suit those mate." To which I replied, "My girlfriend likes 'em". Best comeback ever!
I have no girlfriend.
36 Crastfists are actually chavs.
munn wrote:
> Aha, and on the subject of "Chavs"
> We seen a couple of them on our way home from Ten Pen Bowling for PE:
> SPort In THe Community (Yes, we do bowling for PE).
> We were on a bus/coach, and so, from our safety, we mooned
> them/showed our nipples, to which we received an obscene hand
> gesture.
Just to add to the "chavs on a bus" thing.
I was with a bunch of mates on the bus to Leeds going to see 36 Crastfists (about the most un-chav thing to do) and these 4 years old chavs with addiddas (yes, spelt like that) burberry-trimmed tracksuits were talking about poppin a cap in a guys ass. This later became aparent when they drew a BB gun (not literally with pens and stuff) and started making noises with their mouthes as if they were loading it.
We laughed. Right at them. They looked dapper.
> Aha, and on the subject of "Chavs"
> We seen a couple of them on our way home from Ten Pen Bowling for PE:
> SPort In THe Community (Yes, we do bowling for PE).
> We were on a bus/coach, and so, from our safety, we mooned
> them/showed our nipples, to which we received an obscene hand
> gesture.
Just to add to the "chavs on a bus" thing.
I was with a bunch of mates on the bus to Leeds going to see 36 Crastfists (about the most un-chav thing to do) and these 4 years old chavs with addiddas (yes, spelt like that) burberry-trimmed tracksuits were talking about poppin a cap in a guys ass. This later became aparent when they drew a BB gun (not literally with pens and stuff) and started making noises with their mouthes as if they were loading it.
We laughed. Right at them. They looked dapper.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Nipples is such a nice word
Nibbles...
I used to get ulsers all the time. My mum said that it's because i never ate my dinner..what a liar she turned out to be!!
Bonjela works for me :oP Some people love the taste..infact I got some bonjela right in front of me!
> Nipples is such a nice word
Nibbles...
I used to get ulsers all the time. My mum said that it's because i never ate my dinner..what a liar she turned out to be!!
Bonjela works for me :oP Some people love the taste..infact I got some bonjela right in front of me!
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