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Bonjela sucks.
I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
Every night and morning, and about twice through the day, for the last 5 days I've dried the skanky blister thing then rubbed tonnes of Bonjela on it, screaming in special healing agony.
Nothing - if anything, it's got even bigger (maybe I rubbed it too much) and now there's this big yellow bulgy thing in the middle.
yummu.
Lovely ulcers.
Also: some chavs, with an average age of about 8, shouted something along the lines of "Oi mate! Got a spare fag!" at me, through the cold dark, across a road.
I stared, wondering if these children realise that everyone in the whole world hates them on sight, and walked on.
"Don't f**king ignore me! Tight *innaudiable*"
Oh dear oh dear. Big, chav-sized blenders we need, maybe with a nice burberry trim and an unknown father.
Oh, also: what was nice, as I waited for a bus t'other day, two stinking pikeys came off a bus, hauling chav's-first-baby with them. Probably about 2 weeks old, poor, cure, unnaware thing - what a terrible fate lies in store.
And they were giving it powered milk already, which made me sad. And the chavétte, upon re-assembling their pram, just pulled the covering thing right over the little baby so you couldn't even see it.
erm ... yeah.
There's a nice little rant for y'all.
Oh, also: how they hell do you grow seedless grapes? They have no seeds. And how did they make them not have seeds in the first place?
I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
Every night and morning, and about twice through the day, for the last 5 days I've dried the skanky blister thing then rubbed tonnes of Bonjela on it, screaming in special healing agony.
Nothing - if anything, it's got even bigger (maybe I rubbed it too much) and now there's this big yellow bulgy thing in the middle.
yummu.
Lovely ulcers.
Also: some chavs, with an average age of about 8, shouted something along the lines of "Oi mate! Got a spare fag!" at me, through the cold dark, across a road.
I stared, wondering if these children realise that everyone in the whole world hates them on sight, and walked on.
"Don't f**king ignore me! Tight *innaudiable*"
Oh dear oh dear. Big, chav-sized blenders we need, maybe with a nice burberry trim and an unknown father.
Oh, also: what was nice, as I waited for a bus t'other day, two stinking pikeys came off a bus, hauling chav's-first-baby with them. Probably about 2 weeks old, poor, cure, unnaware thing - what a terrible fate lies in store.
And they were giving it powered milk already, which made me sad. And the chavétte, upon re-assembling their pram, just pulled the covering thing right over the little baby so you couldn't even see it.
erm ... yeah.
There's a nice little rant for y'all.
Oh, also: how they hell do you grow seedless grapes? They have no seeds. And how did they make them not have seeds in the first place?
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Lawrence wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Sticking with ulcers...
> Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put
> anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
>
>
> What has that got to do with ulcers? Seriously? Just because it's
> mouth related...you just wanted to mention your play once more..
No, 'cos it's formed an ulcer! And I've still got it...
> The Hibernator wrote:
> Sticking with ulcers...
> Just burst my lip on stage at tonight's performance - don't dare put
> anything on it, though, as I have a phobia of oncoming pain.
>
>
> What has that got to do with ulcers? Seriously? Just because it's
> mouth related...you just wanted to mention your play once more..
No, 'cos it's formed an ulcer! And I've still got it...
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and
> stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to
> ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us
> club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it
> again.
It's the same for us.
Year 12's and below is chav dominated.
We was the last year I think to only have a minority of chavs before we moved to college.
They tend to get into the college and burn the art room on occasion.
> Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and
> stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to
> ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us
> club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it
> again.
It's the same for us.
Year 12's and below is chav dominated.
We was the last year I think to only have a minority of chavs before we moved to college.
They tend to get into the college and burn the art room on occasion.
Thanks for the advice there, but I don't get stressed. Never.
In fact, the chavs's sterotypical chanting provides some much-welcomed comic relief.
In fact, the chavs's sterotypical chanting provides some much-welcomed comic relief.
I get ulcers fairly often and I'm never stressed.
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FFF
The main reason for Ulcers is stress.
I think your post proves this too. The next time you get verbally assulted by some burberry attired 8 year old youths, try to cope with your stress and playfully lob half a housebrick in their direction.
Their Bling should slow them down a bit so you will possibly hit one of them
your ulcer will disappear after a week Guaranteed
The main reason for Ulcers is stress.
I think your post proves this too. The next time you get verbally assulted by some burberry attired 8 year old youths, try to cope with your stress and playfully lob half a housebrick in their direction.
Their Bling should slow them down a bit so you will possibly hit one of them
your ulcer will disappear after a week Guaranteed
That's not really a rant either.
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> gamesfreak wrote:
> Rant #2.
>
> The Year 12's at our college are nearly all chavs.
>
> It's shocking. They abuse us Year 13s on occasion.
>
> We have that.
>
> Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and
> stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to
> ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us
> club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it
> again.
We worship the sixth form apparently. To me they're a bit arrogant.
> gamesfreak wrote:
> Rant #2.
>
> The Year 12's at our college are nearly all chavs.
>
> It's shocking. They abuse us Year 13s on occasion.
>
> We have that.
>
> Year 10 and 11 despise the Sixth Form, our cars get grafitied and
> stuff. It's ridiculous, the school keeps telling us we just have to
> ignore them and not react. They should just give us batons and let us
> club the little cockfaces to near death, they won't be doing it
> again.
We worship the sixth form apparently. To me they're a bit arrogant.
You know what learns those ulcers good? Rinsteads. Dunno if you've seen them but they're little red thingies that you pop in your mouth and hold over the ulcer. Always do the trick for me.
Tying in both subjects, I used to know a girl who was a bit of a Chave who liked using Bonjela on a different part of her body becauase of the tingly sensation it caused. I'm sure doctors would advise against it, before I give anyone ideas.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Bonjela sucks.
> I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at
> exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched
> every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
...melon?
> Bonjela sucks.
> I've used over half a tube on this bloody king-ulcer that's at
> exactly the same height as the top of my teeth, so it gets scratched
> every time I open my mouth / suck a juicy _
...melon?
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