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"I just poked myself in the eye"

And it bloody hurt.

It's just one of those things that you do and think, "damn that was stupid". It's like biting your tongue or something. You spend all day with your tongue in your mouth, (and sometimes someone else's), without biting it, so why do you sometimes do it? I spend all day with my eyes where they are and yet sometimes I poke myself in the eye. WHY?

A burst lip conjures up horrific images.

More likely you cut it.

I sprayed aftershave in my eye once, couldn't see the rest of the day.

Burst my lip today...

Keep feeling around the area with my tongue (no jokes please).

And I'll find myself touching it again first thing tomorrow morning.

I can't poke myself in my eye as they have to secure me down when i'm not on my computer. They tell me i'm bad but i'm not bad i just do what the voices tell me.

I always do that

Black Glove u made me nervous now bout playing tonsil hockey The best way to stop poking yourself in eye is to wear mittens..or chop fingers off

I reckon the queen beats him. The old 'lizard tail to the eye' lie almost as common as the 'i walked in to a door'.

Did you hear about the madman who bit off a woman's tongue after pursuing her through the streets of Blackpool? I was in Blackpool at the time. It wasn't me.

And Gadzooks! Prince Philip recently sported a thunderous black-eye: he claimed to have poked himself in the eye. How does one poke oneself in the eye? I believe he was thwacked by the lizard queen of Balmoral's swishing tail.

Ashley wrote:
> you never would have done that when you were mr flibble

I would, but I'd have done it in a more angry way. I was very cross.

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