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My girlfriend caught her little brother with his hoo-diddily in the vacuum cleaner suction bit.
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cookie monster wrote:
> I might have to try it, our dyson never loses suction. Not ever.
>
> Not a sausage.
Supposing it uses blades and you try it, that sausage stands a decent chance of being lost.
> I might have to try it, our dyson never loses suction. Not ever.
>
> Not a sausage.
Supposing it uses blades and you try it, that sausage stands a decent chance of being lost.
Here about the man who fell a thousand feet and lived?
He had a parachute.
He had a parachute.
Nothing beats the story about the woman who shugged a lobster, then gave birth to all its babies. I'll find it for you all.
Apparently she tripped while brushing her teeth and she swallowed it. An entire, normal sized toothbrush.
A woman swallowed an entire toothbrush?
Was it battered or something?
Was it battered or something?
What about the woman who swallowed her toothbrush? The physics are mind boggling.
I read in the paper once, about a man who showed up to A&E with a toilet brush sticking out his backside. Said he'd been cleaning it (seriously)...
They later found out he fell out of the shower and BANG straight onto the brush. An important lesson to us all about the arrangement of our bathrooms.
They later found out he fell out of the shower and BANG straight onto the brush. An important lesson to us all about the arrangement of our bathrooms.
It's from a Chuck Palahiuk story, Guts. Only he puts his ass on the hole and it sucks his, well, guts out.
gaybys wrote:
> There was some "sex gone wrong" TV programme on a while ago,
> and there was some guy on it who stuck his wang into a Dyson and got
> it chopped up by the fan blades.
>
> : S
The story of the guy who put his ahem into a swimming pool vacuum cleaner hole is better.
Needless to say he suffered a lot! The hole had 'teeth' too, to allow pipes to be plugged into it. Unfortunately the teeth sank into his ever expanding woooo and well and truely had it stuck!
I can't explain it properly, but it was well funny.
lolololololololololo!!1111
> There was some "sex gone wrong" TV programme on a while ago,
> and there was some guy on it who stuck his wang into a Dyson and got
> it chopped up by the fan blades.
>
> : S
The story of the guy who put his ahem into a swimming pool vacuum cleaner hole is better.
Needless to say he suffered a lot! The hole had 'teeth' too, to allow pipes to be plugged into it. Unfortunately the teeth sank into his ever expanding woooo and well and truely had it stuck!
I can't explain it properly, but it was well funny.
lolololololololololo!!1111
There was some "sex gone wrong" TV programme on a while ago, and there was some guy on it who stuck his wang into a Dyson and got it chopped up by the fan blades.
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