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My girlfriend caught her little brother with his hoo-diddily in the vacuum cleaner suction bit.

I really dont see why there was a need to use a lobster....

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Found it:
> [URL]http://www.boreme.com/bm/AUG04/a/t-true-stories/fr.htm[/URL]
>
> You get 4 sick animals-living-inside-people stories there.
> It's the last one.

oh.my.good.god

The last story totally put me off having sex with lobsters again!

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Found it:
> [URL]http://www.boreme.com/bm/AUG04/a/t-true-stories/fr.htm[/URL]
>
> You get 4 sick animals-living-inside-people stories there.
> It's the last one.

Oh dear god, the black widow spider story...

cookie monster wrote:
> I might have to try it, our dyson never loses suction. Not ever.
>
> Not a sausage.

Sorry, but that was delivered perfectly.

Made me laugh.

Found it:
[URL]http://www.boreme.com/bm/AUG04/a/t-true-stories/fr.htm[/URL]

You get 4 sick animals-living-inside-people stories there.
It's the last one.

It didn't split her open, no.
She woke up, ran to the toilet, and p!ssed tonnes of tiny critters into the bowl, screaming in agony. She actually died - but not from that, from being so shocked she fell over and cracked her head open on the loo.

C..a..n..t...r..e..s..i..s..t.

Well - it was funny, even sick, reading all this. But I leave you now.

And no experimenting with hoovers, Cookie!

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Nothing beats the story about the woman who shugged a lobster, then
> gave birth to all its babies. I'll find it for you all.

I read that - didn't she get it to move by holding a lighter under it and then it squirted it's eggs into her gash where they grew and basically split her up?

Nah, stick it in the hose part.

Safe as houses.