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"Did I do something wrong?"

Last night, my wife, with a glint in her eye, produced a pair of fluffy handcuffs and told me to cuff her to the bed. She said that having done this I could then do whatever I wanted.

So, I cuffed her up and then stood back for a few seconds to admire my fine handiwork. Having done this I then headed straight downstairs…where I proceeded to watch the football. Did I do something wrong?

I'm pretty sure I've seen this joke before.

Aren't jokes meant to be funny?

I get the feeling this is a true story. :c[

Leave, EB.
You have brought shame upon the forum with this türd of a second-hand fake story.

this kinda reminds me of that movie "SPUN"... ne1 eva see that?

Back to the original question, yes. You forgot to cuff her feet as well, so she couldn't follow you downstairs.

She would have to be really keen to follow him downstairs whilst actually cuffed to the bed.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> She would have to be really keen to follow him downstairs whilst
> actually cuffed to the bed.

Believe me, women can drag beds around if they can still move. Mine does regularly when cuffed to the bed.

You might get cuffed round the back of the head if LJ reads that. Little too much info (even if I don't believe you).

What you need is a sturdier bed :)

Ineedsleep wrote:
> You might get cuffed round the back of the head if LJ reads that.
> Little too much info (even if I don't believe you).
>
> What you need is a sturdier bed :)

We have that now.

Plus she knows I'm joking.

Or am I?