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"Did I do something wrong?"

Last night, my wife, with a glint in her eye, produced a pair of fluffy handcuffs and told me to cuff her to the bed. She said that having done this I could then do whatever I wanted.

So, I cuffed her up and then stood back for a few seconds to admire my fine handiwork. Having done this I then headed straight downstairs…where I proceeded to watch the football. Did I do something wrong?

You're not married.

Reminds me of a little poem goes like this.
I was walking along the river one day and mary rode up to me on her bike she took off her dress and said "have what you like" the dress didnt fit me so instead I took her bike.

Also what typ of hand cuffs were these were they the light pink fluffy ones or the purple lepord ones?

Some poem.

Crumble wrote:
> Heh, brilliant.

Um.
...

The mere fact that you had to ask if you'd done something wrong indicates that you believe you had.

You forgot the beer and having a few mates roung to watch the footie with you. Also, as the missus is tied up, you needed to get the takeaway curry / pizza in.

Ineedsleep lays down the law on this one.

If this or serious or 'funny', it's crap both ways.

I'll smoke crack out of a fat guys ass if this really happened.

It was a joke. I'd been awake for near 24 hours and I wrote a joke. Don't all take everything so seriously. Those of you that found it funny, lucky you. Those of you that didn't, meh?

gamesfreak wrote:
> Ineedsleep lays down the law on this one.

*hisses*

Quiet suck-up.