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"Did I do something wrong?"

Last night, my wife, with a glint in her eye, produced a pair of fluffy handcuffs and told me to cuff her to the bed. She said that having done this I could then do whatever I wanted.

So, I cuffed her up and then stood back for a few seconds to admire my fine handiwork. Having done this I then headed straight downstairs…where I proceeded to watch the football. Did I do something wrong?

Leave, EB.
You have brought shame upon the forum with this türd of a second-hand fake story.

I get the feeling this is a true story. :c[

Aren't jokes meant to be funny?

I'm pretty sure I've seen this joke before.

gamesfreak wrote:
> Ineedsleep lays down the law on this one.

*hisses*

Quiet suck-up.

It was a joke. I'd been awake for near 24 hours and I wrote a joke. Don't all take everything so seriously. Those of you that found it funny, lucky you. Those of you that didn't, meh?

I'll smoke crack out of a fat guys ass if this really happened.

If this or serious or 'funny', it's crap both ways.

Ineedsleep lays down the law on this one.

The mere fact that you had to ask if you'd done something wrong indicates that you believe you had.

You forgot the beer and having a few mates roung to watch the footie with you. Also, as the missus is tied up, you needed to get the takeaway curry / pizza in.