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253020489: I had sex with my next door neighbour. Then I started shagging her sister behind her back. Now I'm seriously considering banging their overweight mother to shamelessly complete the set.
320483033: I'm ridiculously addicted to video games. Mainly the Final Fantasy series.
I take the game way to seriously... When Aeris died in FF7 i started crying and wouldnt come out of my room for 3 hours. When Kefka destroyed the world, I hid under my bed for an hour. For 3 weeks I had my head spiked up and bleached my hair blonde to look like Cloud Strife. But when i found out that he was't who he said he was, I turned my hair black. Like the person he idolized. When I'm not participating in groups of my friends who role play the FF series. I walk around Downtown with a blue Shin-Ra soldier uniform with a gun, acting like a police officer... I was arrested and sentenced to home arrest, where I played all the FF games for 3 months, only putting down the controller to go to the bathroom, eat, sleep, and do other things, which I cannot disclose at this time...
Someone help me....
259750199: I once threw a frog up in the air repeatedly untill I noticed its bones were sticking through the skin. So I threw it at a wall as hard as I could and killed it.
477781016: When we were little, me & my brother put a little frog in his 'A Team' toy jeep and ran it off the summer-house roof stunt-man style.
The little frog died and I cried for hours
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This one girl got off just by looking at me through the webcam......I felt special that I contributed something to her life.
Sometimes I think about goats and wriggle
I rampantly shagged the shi te out of my clearly terrified uncle when I was 10.
You know that yellow cheesey stuff that collects in your foreskin? I think it goes great with jam on a sandwich.
i wash my armpits at work in the disabled toilets, im big and sweat alot so i get really bad body odour all the time. Theres a girl at work i like and i dont want to turn her off with the smell.
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I am a 19 year old gay male and I used to have sex with a stuffed animal dog that I made from the build-a-bear company. I cut a hole in the bottom and humped it numerous times. I feel guilty because I normally treat all of my stuffed animals with respect (at least when I was a kid, I don't have any now except for what is left of the dog....). The funny thing is that I made the exact same dog and gave it to my friend. She is now my roommate and it is on her bed right now. I left my dog at home and hers look really good now.
> Everybody is posting the terrible and dire ones.