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You know how when you're young and stupid, and don't think of the consequences of your actions? Well, I told a lie 10 years ago, and it's just come back to bite me in the ass.

When I was about 13, I told a teacher that my parents were splitting up, so that I could get out of doing some homework. They weren't splitting up, of course, it was a cunning lie to look big in front of my friends, and so that I could spend the night playing Street Fighter 2 on the Mega Drive instead. Now my girlfriend of 5 years' Aunt was a classroom assistant at the time, and she kind of knew my parents. It turns out that my parents splitting up became a big talking point in the teacher's lounge, and word spread...

Then last night we were talking about things we did at school (the worst the gf ever did was break a paintbrush), and it turns out that her and her Aunt had talked about the situation with my parents before, and my girlfriend had never spoken to me about it because she didn't know how to bring up the subject. I wonder how far word of my parents splitting up went?

monkey_man wrote:
> I wonder how far word of my parents splitting up went?

Well I heard about it.

Not Azul wrote:
> Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Wait... your parents are still together?
>
> Ahaha

Ahahahahaha...er?

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Wait... your parents are still together?

Ahaha

What an interesting story.

Gossipy sons of twitches.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Wait... your parents are still together?

Ha ha, so it spread to the playground too?

monkey_man wrote:
> You know how when you're young and stupid, and don't think of the
> consequences of your actions? Well, I told a lie 10 years ago, and
> it's just come back to bite me in the ass.
>
> When I was about 13, I told a teacher that my parents were splitting
> up, so that I could get out of doing some homework. They weren't
> splitting up, of course, it was a cunning lie to look big in front of
> my friends, and so that I could spend the night playing Street
> Fighter 2 on the Mega Drive instead. Now my girlfriend of 5 years'
> Aunt was a classroom assistant at the time, and she kind of knew my
> parents. It turns out that my parents splitting up became a big
> talking point in the teacher's lounge, and word spread...
>
> Then last night we were talking about things we did at school (the
> worst the gf ever did was break a paintbrush), and it turns out that
> her and her Aunt had talked about the situation with my parents
> before, and my girlfriend had never spoken to me about it because she
> didn't know how to bring up the subject. I wonder how far word of my
> parents splitting up went?

WAIT..I remember hearing about that! It was on radio 4! or not? wow...extreme paintbrush. lol. Lets see..the worst thing I ever did waasss..OH!. lol. I one of the rooms at the back there was a ledge and then big windows..that opened outwards..so we all used to group up in one of the rooms a breaktimes and force people out onto the ground. lol. It was so fun. and then one guy wedged himself in a corner or the window..and it broke..and we got in dung. (damm filter)

The worst thing I've probably done in my school life is replicating various Jackass-style stunts around the school and filming them on a mini-DV camera, cumulating in climbing onto the school roof using a scaffold and jumping off into a strategicly placed sandpit. We only got caught because we left the video uploading onto the macs in the media room and a member of staff walked in. They tried to have us all kicked out and were going to involve the police on account of "destruction to property" however they didnt have grounds enough to kick us all out so we're all officially on our last warnings now.

Also I've stolen about 60 metres of ethernet cable and counting.

But dude, your girlfriend's paintbrush breaking scenario - thats wild!

Wait... your parents are still together?

It just goes to show how boring the teachers lives are if all they have to discuss is a pupil's parents having a divorce.