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"Shocking Chat-Up Lines"

Yes, I'm very bored, but I've heard some classics, so I'm sure others have too:

Ok, for starters...

"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Go!

"nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

"there's a letter missing in my alphabet of lurve.... 'U' "

*pukes*

Lawrence wrote:
> 'Pick a number between 1 and 10'
>
> '5'
>
> 'You lose, take your top off'
>
> My mate tried that on me but i'd already heard it from Max and
> Paddy's something something, and i out smarted him.

*lmao*
i'd not heard that before.. i'm stealing it :)

thanks! :)

Squall wrote:
> "Your Dad must be a baker because you've got the nicest buns i've
> ever seen".

"Your Dad must have been an ornithologist, because you've got the nicest t*ts I've ever seen."

'First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button'

'Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning'

'Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!'


And my all time fav:

'Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?'

kurt wrote:
> "did it hurt? when you fell down from heaven"

Now we're getting to proper cringe-worthy chat up lines!

"Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!"

"did it hurt? when you fell down from heaven"

How about this one?

"You must be tired, you have been running around my mind all day"

Or

"I like your body, wanna share it"

They are all lame.

'Pick a number between 1 and 10'

'5'

'You lose, take your top off'

My mate tried that on me but i'd already heard it from Max and Paddy's something something, and i out smarted him.

"Your Dad must be a baker because you've got the nicest buns i've ever seen".

"Shag me"