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"Shocking Chat-Up Lines"

Yes, I'm very bored, but I've heard some classics, so I'm sure others have too:

Ok, for starters...

"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Go!

Heh, goatboy that's a good one for starting a conversation.

Chat-Up lines?

"Hi"
Usually works a treat.

Heh well that will never happen. I can talk to them fine, but I don't have much luck with girls, so I don't even bother anymore, and there aren't exactly any good looking girls at my college, from what I have seen, so I am better off for the minute heh.

Yeah, asking girls out can be hard and intimidating sometimes. You finally pluck up the courage, then there’s that horrible awkward silence once you’ve handed her the note…

You'd better get some confidence or you'll be a very lonely man...

Dante: right vergil! wrote:
> Heh I have never used a chat up line. I don't ask girls out myself,
> that's what you get without any self confidence.

So you wait for them to ask you?

Are you still waiting, perchance?

Stop talking out your ass.

Heh I have never used a chat up line. I don't ask girls out myself, that's what you get without any self confidence.

I don't use chat-up lines. They're pointless and fake.

EDIT - didn't

EDIT - Oh balls, I've missed the point here. I shut up now.

No word of a lie, truth really is stranger than fiction. An old friend of mine (who I never see any more due to him having two kids with two different women), once succesfully pulled a large-breasted young lady with the drunken line:- "Blimey, they put a lot of yeast in your baps".

Super Kev wrote:
> Also "Your dad my be a thief, cos he stole the star & put
> them in your eyes".
>
> My mate tried that when we were out about a year ago, but he bottled
> it. He walk up to a girl & said something then walked off quite
> rapid. When we asked him what happened he said that he walked up to
> her couldn't remember what to say & just blerted out "your
> dads a thief" & walked off. Oh how we laughed when she
> walked up & slapped him around the face.


LMAO..I'd be well offended if some guy walked up to me and said that..i think i'd slap him too...