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"I can put batteries in my nose"

I can fit a AA battery in each nostril.

I propose a contest.

Better me.
Go on

Heh.

There's a time when it'd have bothered me, but now I realise I'm above you all it doesn't really bother me.

Yeah, everyone should be able to rip the pish out of you!

Sorry, I love you really. :'-(

Super Kev wrote:
> This girl I work with says she can fit a fist up herself. Might have
> to ask her to prove it.

Heh. I knew a girl who was into kinky stuff like that.

Hey boyfriend put his foot in it though.


literally.

Rickoss wrote:
> The definition of cool itself.
>
> ...

You know it.

Oh and if I can't rip the pish outta myself for being a loser I'm not fit to make a joke.

This girl I work with says she can fit a fist up herself. Might have to ask her to prove it.

The definition of cool itself.

...

[URL]http://www.geocities.com/kyz_net/nose.html[/URL]

I'm so cool.

*ahem*

magnius wrote:
> I can fit an entire box of Jaffa Cakes in my mouth (minus packaging of
> course)

3 pack of 10 pack?

I can put my willy in a steaming pile of dung, doesn't mean I go around doing it.

much

I think we should introduce pictoral evidence.

I'll take a nose-battery-pic