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"I can put batteries in my nose"

I can fit a AA battery in each nostril.

I propose a contest.

Better me.
Go on

English_Bloke wrote:
> Now I nose the truth

Thats poor, very poor.

Now I nose the truth

English_Bloke wrote:
> Is this why batteries taste funny when you lick the end?

Basically, yes.

Is this why batteries taste funny when you lick the end?

Paradox: wrote:
> Super Kev wrote:
> This girl I work with says she can fit a fist up herself. Might have
> to ask her to prove it.
>
> Heh. I knew a girl who was into kinky stuff like that.
>
> Hey boyfriend put his foot in it though.
>
>
> literally.

She keeps going on about it to me as well . She is quite fit & obviously filthy. I like it. Not the sort of girl you take home to meet the parents though.

Ashman wrote:

> My Dad Your Dad

My Dad says he was drunk and didn't know what he was doing and it didnt mean anything.

Hopefully not.

I have a feeling this will reduce to:

My Dad > Your Dad

Paradox: wrote:
> I'm really not.
>
> I was being sarcasmic.

Sarcasmic ay?

Well, we're all better than each other in our own special ways.

I can fit three pennies up each nostril and a protractor in my mouth so that it looks like a really bad smile. I learned all this in GCSE English.

I have no problem putting two AA batteries up my nose. In fact they were in there as this sentacne was typed.