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"Living with women"

In my third yr at uni, and decided to move in with 3 girls for a change. OH what a BIG mistake i made. Ok I get on with everyone great, but they all moan moan moan about everything.


Heres a few moans...

-Stop leaving the toilet seat up (yeah like i moan about it being down???)
-Im cold
-Im hot
-Im hungry
-Im depressed
-Im on my period (Excuses, excuses)
-You eat all the food (they dont even notice their boyfriends eating the food)
-Ive got no money (spent it all on clothes, niave retard)
-Ive got SOOOO much work to do (and they r too thick to do it themselves)
-I cant do it
-It hurts
-I cant stand him/her (they b***h constantly about minute details like someone nicking a pen)
-You do it (i sometimes question whether or not women can actually DO anything)
-God my rooms such a mess (and its been like it for weeks so why bother mentioning it)
-How do you work this?
-You use all the toilet roll

Why do girls moan about mundane things, when the most likely answer is that they do it themselves (cos it annoys them about themselves therefore point their own problems out in others)


Now I dont know whether or not its just the girls Im living with that are like this, but it does my head in. One of the girls cant do anything herself, such as cook, clean or do her own work. The other is always broke and wonders why (erm shopping maybe???) and the last one is just a hypocrite. I thought they would be cleaner and cook more, but oh no, they do nothing!!! Wheres all the nice girls gone? is this the new generation of lazy git women? Im not being sexist (because thats the inevitable excuse Ill get), its just that I know 6 year olds who do more around the house than them. Most guys I know do more than them.

And whats worse, they all seem to transfer all their problems to me, which in most cases i tell em to f off.

Wish I were living with guys again, at least you can take the p and not take it seriously. And I can eat whatever, whenever.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> girls are the most beautiful thing on our planet, but half
> of them aren't worth even talking to.

Half of that is correct.

In my entire life I've met less than five girls I could marry and be happy with. Every other girl I've met has been a stereotypical girl - self centred, bitchy, mopey, annoying, stupid, obsessed with their looks etc etc.

And through friends, jobs, college, 6th form, high school etc I'd say I've met quite a few (though nowhere near as many as Goatboy of course)

Do lads hate their best friends? No. Do lads count sitting around talking about people behind their backs as a hobby? No. Do lads think up new ways to play mind games with the opposite sex? No.

All this girl bashing makes me sound a bit militant (ie. gay) so I'll say this - girls are the most beautiful thing on our planet, but half of them aren't worth even talking to.

I grew up with 2 older sisters, and my mum - all that stuff stopped bothering me about 12 years ago. Rock 'ard.

I have the utmost respect for all women.

Except one.

And anyone who associates with that one.

God I hate that one.

Women, please. Keep your toilet habits to yourselves.

And Lawrence is great.

All worship Lawrence.

I second all you say...

and im a girl.

Puddleface wrote:
> Ashley wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> Puddleface wrote:
> GREAT! so that means more blocked toilet (which i have to unblock
> with their insides overflowing the rim, cos they are too disgusted
> to
> do it themselves)
>
> why does it get blocked?
>
> I'm a girl and my toilet don't get blocked..EVER
>
> cos you throw your bloody tampons down them
>
> and because they use about half the toilet roll to try and hide any
> evidence.


Ha Ha bless..makes it worse by doing that!

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Isn't this a little moan about girls moaning? I'm not making any
> comments in here but I am curious to know what hurts?

of course its a "little" moan about girls moaning. I mean its not like im moaning for nothing, at least there is a valid reason for moaning (unlike most of the ones ive listed)

Oh and one of them moaned again this morning because theyve had no sleep, i mean what do you expect when u go to bed at 5am every day. What do they want me to do about it? eh? eh?

Its good i can write this down somewhere, otherwise ill go nuts.

Ashley wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> Puddleface wrote:
> GREAT! so that means more blocked toilet (which i have to unblock
> with their insides overflowing the rim, cos they are too disgusted
> to
> do it themselves)
>
> why does it get blocked?
>
> I'm a girl and my toilet don't get blocked..EVER
>
> cos you throw your bloody tampons down them

and because they use about half the toilet roll to try and hide any evidence.

Lawrence wrote:
> Puddleface wrote:
> GREAT! so that means more blocked toilet (which i have to unblock
> with their insides overflowing the rim, cos they are too disgusted
> to
> do it themselves)
>
> why does it get blocked?
>
> I'm a girl and my toilet don't get blocked..EVER

cos you throw your bloody tampons down them

Puddleface wrote:
> GREAT! so that means more blocked toilet (which i have to unblock
> with their insides overflowing the rim, cos they are too disgusted to
> do it themselves)

why does it get blocked?

I'm a girl and my toilet don't get blocked..EVER