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Heres a few moans...
-Stop leaving the toilet seat up (yeah like i moan about it being down???)
-Im cold
-Im hot
-Im hungry
-Im depressed
-Im on my period (Excuses, excuses)
-You eat all the food (they dont even notice their boyfriends eating the food)
-Ive got no money (spent it all on clothes, niave retard)
-Ive got SOOOO much work to do (and they r too thick to do it themselves)
-I cant do it
-It hurts
-I cant stand him/her (they b***h constantly about minute details like someone nicking a pen)
-You do it (i sometimes question whether or not women can actually DO anything)
-God my rooms such a mess (and its been like it for weeks so why bother mentioning it)
-How do you work this?
-You use all the toilet roll
Why do girls moan about mundane things, when the most likely answer is that they do it themselves (cos it annoys them about themselves therefore point their own problems out in others)
Now I dont know whether or not its just the girls Im living with that are like this, but it does my head in. One of the girls cant do anything herself, such as cook, clean or do her own work. The other is always broke and wonders why (erm shopping maybe???) and the last one is just a hypocrite. I thought they would be cleaner and cook more, but oh no, they do nothing!!! Wheres all the nice girls gone? is this the new generation of lazy git women? Im not being sexist (because thats the inevitable excuse Ill get), its just that I know 6 year olds who do more around the house than them. Most guys I know do more than them.
And whats worse, they all seem to transfer all their problems to me, which in most cases i tell em to f off.
Wish I were living with guys again, at least you can take the p and not take it seriously. And I can eat whatever, whenever.
> It's on your tab.
> But be warned:
>
> I got a cigar-cutter implanted into my rectum.
> Any withstanding payments will be deducted from your penis.
That's both absoloutely revolting and also absoloutely hilarious.
" Woooow, who left that monster in the toilet? "
> Bless. So understandable. I can't stand being with those kinds of
> girls for more than half an hour. As soon as the bitching starts, I'm
> out. So, so unnecessary.
>
> I think I might be male. Need a talk with the parents.
Im glad theres some girls out there who realise this too!
> You try living in a house with 6 other guys, you'll soon see how good
> you got it!
>
> Basic hygiene seems to be a massive problem for some people, like
> lifting up the toilet seat when you're going for a wee-wee*
> and then wiping up when you're too crap to aim properly.
>
> *I got carried away, plus I swear too much. I've changed it now.
Ive lived with 5 guys before, and its no-where near as stressful as livin with 3 girls. Id rather not worry about weeing on the seat than havin to think about how to clean it up.
I just find it really funny when girls try to portray themselves as "intelligent" when they are infact completely confused in the head and dont know what they r goin on about. Also Ive noticed they r all completely paranoid about everything, i mean at least with guys u dont give a crap about anything. I could call my mate a di ck head, and hed just laugh, whereas a woman would "pretend" to laugh then cry about it when they go to bed.
I think I might be male. Need a talk with the parents.
> About time.
What was that for?
What have I ever done to you?
They don't even have to be kneeling down.