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"Living with women"

In my third yr at uni, and decided to move in with 3 girls for a change. OH what a BIG mistake i made. Ok I get on with everyone great, but they all moan moan moan about everything.


Heres a few moans...

-Stop leaving the toilet seat up (yeah like i moan about it being down???)
-Im cold
-Im hot
-Im hungry
-Im depressed
-Im on my period (Excuses, excuses)
-You eat all the food (they dont even notice their boyfriends eating the food)
-Ive got no money (spent it all on clothes, niave retard)
-Ive got SOOOO much work to do (and they r too thick to do it themselves)
-I cant do it
-It hurts
-I cant stand him/her (they b***h constantly about minute details like someone nicking a pen)
-You do it (i sometimes question whether or not women can actually DO anything)
-God my rooms such a mess (and its been like it for weeks so why bother mentioning it)
-How do you work this?
-You use all the toilet roll

Why do girls moan about mundane things, when the most likely answer is that they do it themselves (cos it annoys them about themselves therefore point their own problems out in others)


Now I dont know whether or not its just the girls Im living with that are like this, but it does my head in. One of the girls cant do anything herself, such as cook, clean or do her own work. The other is always broke and wonders why (erm shopping maybe???) and the last one is just a hypocrite. I thought they would be cleaner and cook more, but oh no, they do nothing!!! Wheres all the nice girls gone? is this the new generation of lazy git women? Im not being sexist (because thats the inevitable excuse Ill get), its just that I know 6 year olds who do more around the house than them. Most guys I know do more than them.

And whats worse, they all seem to transfer all their problems to me, which in most cases i tell em to f off.

Wish I were living with guys again, at least you can take the p and not take it seriously. And I can eat whatever, whenever.

Cookie, did you get your Riddick and statues?

Aah, the luxuries of owning your own en suite studio apartment.

No, I don't have one. Just saying.

Touching.

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Sarcasm enabled wrote:
> Why... just tell me why?

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yey. I do hope I win this fake election.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I do pwn you all.
> Remeber that.

I would, if I didn't think that pwn is a pretty "ungodlike" phrase.

I VOTED FOR YOU FFF!

I do pwn you all.
Remeber that.

I must say that was rather funny FFF.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I got a cigar-cutter implanted into my rectum.
> Any withstanding payments will be deducted from your penis.

I'm stealing that.
Or if it pleases you I'll pay.
Or if it pleases me I'll shut the hell up.