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"Favourite quote"

What's your favourite quote. It can be by anyone.

"yngwie is no Steve Vai" - Merm

"You, sir, have defaced a national treasure. I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!"
"All right. But sooner or later that ass is gonna blow. And when it does, I just pray you're not mooning someone you care about!"

I wouldn't say this is my favourite but it's one that I've remembered since I read it.

"I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see"

- Muhammad Ali

My History teacher told me this one:

Woman who knew Winston Churchill: 'Winston, if I was married to you I would put poison in your tea'

Winston Churchill: 'Madame, if I was married to you I would drink it'

Classic :)

"We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me."

:'{

"Yes, I'm drunk. But you are painful to look at - and I will be sober in the morning."

'Nothing's out of reach if you've got long arms'

Calcium Kid's Dad

Amuses me :)

From "Return of the Jedi":

Vader: "My son is among them."
Emperer: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I have felt him."
Emperer: "Strange that I have not."

MINT!

"Go away and die"

What's your favourite quote. It can be by anyone.