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What's your favourite quote. It can be by anyone.
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"Suck my wang" - Gaybys.
"Shut up mate, you're boring" Tommy Johnson from Football Factory to a taxi driver.
JFH wrote:
> "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
Its "Smoke me a kipper skipper , I'll be back for breakfast."
> "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
Its "Smoke me a kipper skipper , I'll be back for breakfast."
Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?
No.
Flapjack and a cigarrette?
No.
Bong and a blintz?
No.
Pipe and a Crepe?
No.
Then there is no pleasing you.
No.
Flapjack and a cigarrette?
No.
Bong and a blintz?
No.
Pipe and a Crepe?
No.
Then there is no pleasing you.
From the mighty Austin Powers:
[I][returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him][I]
Quartermaster Clerk : One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers : [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk : One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers : I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk : One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers : I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk : One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
[I]Also...[I]
Dr. Evil : You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two : Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil : [pause] Right.
Number Two : They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil : Are they ill tempered?
Number Two : Absolutely.
Dr. Evil : Oh well, that's a start
Genius.
[I][returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him][I]
Quartermaster Clerk : One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers : [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk : One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers : I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk : One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers : I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk : One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
[I]Also...[I]
Dr. Evil : You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two : Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil : [pause] Right.
Number Two : They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil : Are they ill tempered?
Number Two : Absolutely.
Dr. Evil : Oh well, that's a start
Genius.
The one at the end of some of my emails at the moment is:
"As I looked into the starry sky from my bed last night, I wondered, "Where the hell is my ceiling gone?" "
"As I looked into the starry sky from my bed last night, I wondered, "Where the hell is my ceiling gone?" "
"Holding the key you may infer the existence of the lock. But do not make the mistake of assuming that yours is the only key."
My favourite quote is "no gut no glory". Someone said it at an eating contest I was in.
Probably know this one, by Tommy Cooper -
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
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