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"I Hate My Wee Brother"

He whips me with a towel in the face, and then has the audacity to get angry when I punch him, twist his arm behind his back and whip him in the eye?

He starts a fight, I beat him, then he tells on me.

God, I hate him.
When people say "all wee brothers are like that" they are talking guff.
WHenever I'm at a mates house or something, you don't hear a word from their brothers, but mines comes in and throws things at you.

THen he drinks some Irn Bru and he doesn't shut up.

WHY WON'T HE DIE?

Perhaps you should introduce weapons into the fray.

16 yes

SHEEPY wrote:
> My brother is getting to the age where he can start to be beat me up.

6?

My brother is getting to the age where he can start to be beat me up.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hey, I've never met you but I want to punch you in the eye and drink
> your Irn-Bru as well.
> If that helps.

I get that a lot.
Except that nobody steals my Irn Bru

I have two little brothers and I can guarantee that they are worse. It is impossible to go downstairs without being pounced on and they are so bad that I've even had to have a lock on my door.

mattributé wrote:
> and nice to see 'wee brother' isn't just a figure of speech, aye?

You slay me.

and nice to see 'wee brother' isn't just a figure of speech, aye?

Sat on your head?

More incest stories next time...

mattributé wrote:
> I find the best method is making them drink their own urine.

My brother sat on my head one time, i lost all motor functions and wet myself.

I was shamed, and smelly.