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A pregnant mother is shot three times in the abdomen. She is rushed to hospital and miraculously she survives and has triplets, two daughters and one son. Everything goes on well for 13 years. Then one day, the first daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"
The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"
The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"
The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"
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Trish wrote:
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!? Wha!?!?!
*runs*
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!? Wha!?!?!
*runs*
Was it passed round the classroom on a piece of slate?
Ok, so I lead a sheltered childhood, ok!
Ok, so I lead a sheltered childhood, ok!
Heard that one when I was in primary school.
Don't worry, Olde English, I still like you.
The Hibernator wrote:
> OLD!
Ooh-ooh...I don't care.
> OLD!
Ooh-ooh...I don't care.
you disgust me with your vulgar stories
OLD!
A pregnant mother is shot three times in the abdomen. She is rushed to hospital and miraculously she survives and has triplets, two daughters and one son. Everything goes on well for 13 years. Then one day, the first daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"
The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"
The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"
The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"
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