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"Made me titter in an ashamed way"

A pregnant mother is shot three times in the abdomen. She is rushed to hospital and miraculously she survives and has triplets, two daughters and one son. Everything goes on well for 13 years. Then one day, the first daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.

The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.

The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"

The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"

Trish wrote:
> Reefer wrote:
> Trish wrote:
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
>
> You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!?
> Wha!?!?!
>
> *runs*
>
> He was peeing in the version I heard.
>
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.

EDIT: No, you're not Scottish. I just read the other posts and saw that you're Irish. Lovely :0)

In the version I heard, his mum said "ah well, son. Hey! I've got a good idea!" and she drags the dog carcass into the living room, and the whole family takes turns riding him, and then eachother.

And that was in nursery school.

Haha made me laugh, I hadn't heard it before either...

English_Bloke wrote:
> Trish wrote:
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.
>
> We're? You in other words. Were you held back?

No, thats standard in Ireland, you dont go into secondary til 13.

Trish wrote:
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.

We're? You in other words. Were you held back?

i'munn wrote:
> He farts in the version I've heard.

Same here...

Sick, but excellent! =D

He farts in the version I've heard.
True story.

Reefer wrote:
> Trish wrote:
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
>
> You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!?
> Wha!?!?!
>
> *runs*

He was peeing in the version I heard.

EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.

That's guff.