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Mon 18/10/04 at 11:20
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"Twenty quid."
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What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Wed 20/10/04 at 22:06
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"SOUP!"
Posts: 13,017
"Chavette" ?
Wed 20/10/04 at 22:29
Regular
Posts: 922
Female Chav, I imagine.

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