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Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
At a party.
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
Innuinnit."
Best one
> They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
> of stairs.
So true.
(Reuters) - Last year it was "sexing up;" in 1993 Britons were "having it large" and in 1980 it was all about "power dressing."
Now "Chavs" -- the name given to British teenage delinquents who have a penchant for flashy gold jewellery, white trainers, clothes with prominent logos and Burberry baseball caps -- is set to be the next buzzword, according to a new book.
Author Susie Dent argues every year one word is born into the English language which says something about the preoccupations of the time.
"The word chav was virtually unknown until this year but it is rapidly gaining currency," Dent said.
"Chav" is thought to be derived from the Romany word for a child.
> I saw one of them saying 'Future Millionaire On Board' last week.
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*mental note - mug him later*