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What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
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Female Chav, I imagine.
"Chavette" ?
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Hehe... knew it had to exist...
[URL]http://www.chavscum.co.uk/[/URL]
Sorry...
[URL]http://www.chavscum.co.uk/[/URL]
Sorry...
Don't listen to him!! He's in league with Timmargh!! They are all secret chav recruiters!! They plan to take over the world!!
In general, people who need wheelchairs aren't chavs.
Do u think chavs realise who they are? I mean, they may think a chav is someone who isn't like them, and might be enjoying the jokes as though they weren't a chav?
For that matter, how do we know Timmargh isn't a chav? He might be a chav in denial....
For that matter, how do we know Timmargh isn't a chav? He might be a chav in denial....
Exactly - the only papers Chavs might buy are tabloid rags like the Sun!
Who are The Sun to laugh at every Townie's expense - they are the number-one choice of "me 'pa'er" for every one of the living scum! :P
The funny thing is, however, Townies (etc.) do not realise they are the scum of the Earth, and so, laugh with those of us left sanely fighting for the lost hope of survival.
A brilliant 'quiz', nonetheless. Not something I'd expect to hear on a pub's night, however - as perfect as that would be, at the creature's very own drinking hole! ;D
The funny thing is, however, Townies (etc.) do not realise they are the scum of the Earth, and so, laugh with those of us left sanely fighting for the lost hope of survival.
A brilliant 'quiz', nonetheless. Not something I'd expect to hear on a pub's night, however - as perfect as that would be, at the creature's very own drinking hole! ;D
It wasn't directed at you, Mr. "Lets Timmargh Push His Button" Edgy - it was directed JFH ... whoever the hell he/she is.
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