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"Weeing in Public as a Man"

So I hadn't used a Urinal in 8 months until the other day when I walked into Tesco toilets.

The one Cubical was taken, with the sound of straining coming from inside. So, I had to use the Urinal next to some guy. Haven't felt that uncomfortable in ages. Not because my thingy is small, but because I realised I was standing there, with my dong out, right up close to this bloke I don't even know. I then realised, we were both standing there, in the middle of nowhere, with our dongs out, weeing.

I found it gay.

Then I realised that is why I always use the cubical in public. Privacy outside of the home.

So next time you wee...think about it.

haha I suppose the walls were covered.

I thought I was weird by using the cubical sometimes.

You weird people. Last time I was out the urinal 'wall' was absolutely packed of swaying drunks. Not fun.

I feel sorry for you cm.

Aye.

haha, what wet trouser legs!?

I also find that i have a habit of getting urine on my leg at a urinal. I then have to sneak around the uni trying to find a toilet that has a hand-drier to hide my poor aim.

No sparda stays hahaha.

basically, you don't deserve to be a bloke. I don't deserve to be a bloke for using the cubical, and your doing is far worse.

Chop off your junk, now.

Hahaha, no, my legendary sparda wants to keep a *low* profile!

They wouldn't be able to see it if they tried desperately hard.

Arhahr.