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"I Was Jumped Last Night"

Me and my mate were walking homelast night, whjen all of a sudden two neds jumped on us.
My mate managed to run, but I was in shock, and fell to teh ground, before one of them punched me (the other chased my mate)
Then, as the other guy came back, he said "This is schnidey" then punched me straight in the nose.

Moral of this story - kill all neds.

My brother moved away last summer... Shame.

*learns some kind of self defence*

I don't think I'm violent enough to be a ned.

In fact, I think the only reason I didn't really do anything, was because Ithought it was someone having a laugh.
Mainly because most people know me, and very few of them would be stupid enough to fight with me, not becasue I'd fight back, I can't fight, I'm uncoordinated, but because they know my brother.
Which is great.
Because it means most people jus tstay away from me.

JFH wrote:
> What's a ned?

You.

With the exception of the nose, the face is pretty hard to damange.
I've hit it a few times in bike accidents, and should have broken several bones many times, but I still seem to be going strong.

The White Stuff - I'm made of it

What's a ned?

To be honest, nobodies ever punched me, so I wouldn't know.

I've had a brick thrown at my face, and that didn't hurt too much, so maybe not.

Neither do I, but I'm not used to being jumped on from behind then punched in teh face.
Although you'd have to have a low pain threshold if you think a few punches in the face could hurt.
My face probably broke his fist.

munn wrote:
> Aoe wrote:
> Hahahaha. Good. I hope it hurt.
>
> Didn't really notice the pain until this morning when I woke up.
> Unlike you I have a threshold for pain, whereas you would have sat
> there crying for your mummy.

Ha. You know nothing about me. I don't let myself get beaten up.

Blau wrote:
> And, of course, for not putting a comma after the quote.
> Disgusting.

hmm.
Yeah, that's probably it.
I'll remember in future.