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I went into Toymaster today. Some old woman (she was too old) was standing right outside the door being as obstructive as humanly possible. She was so old, the only reason she was waiting there was to catch her breath.

That is entirly true. STUPID OLD PEOPLE.

The moral thusly: don't be as so selfish as to try and get old.

mikelar wrote:
> It's a green door, I can see your mother making beef stew

Oh you couldn't be anymore wrong. Anyway got to go. Me & your, er, mum & sister have got an 'Appointment'. See ya around monkey boy!

Super Kev I was going to come round to your house the other day and break your legs.

Super Kev I'm in the cupboard, come and have a look-see

I'm in his house right now

Super Kev wrote:
> mikelar wrote:
> I'm looking at your front door right now
>
> Course you are sweetheart. Course you are.

He says, after scuttling back to his monitor from carefully checking every which way out of his window.

It's a green door, I can see your mother making beef stew

mikelar wrote:
> I'm looking at your front door right now

Course you are sweetheart. Course you are.

I'm looking at your front door right now

mikelar wrote:
> Get out of my topic Super Kev or I'll come to your house and stab you

You are full of s**t, mate. You haven't got the balls, donkey chops.

And I won't knock, I'll just walk right in