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I went into Toymaster today. Some old woman (she was too old) was standing right outside the door being as obstructive as humanly possible. She was so old, the only reason she was waiting there was to catch her breath.

That is entirly true. STUPID OLD PEOPLE.

The moral thusly: don't be as so selfish as to try and get old.

Me too

Laters ladies.

Super Kev I'm in your bathroom having a bath.

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> Is that some sort of sick joke? Why'd you have to remind me that my
> sister and mother got murdered 10 years ago to this day? You know
> they did!

I know I was the one who did it.

I'll put your tea on for when you get back

Actually ladies I am at work. But I am just leaving. So if I get back to my flat and any of you funk ups are there I will rip you throuts out & feed them to my cat.

Super Kev, I'm upstairs trying your mothers dresses on

His mum has leprosy and his sister's four.

Super Kev wrote:
> Oh you couldn't be anymore wrong. Anyway got to go. Me & your,
> er, mum & sister have got an 'Appointment'. See ya around monkey
> boy!

Is that some sort of sick joke? Why'd you have to remind me that my sister and mother got murdered 10 years ago to this day? You know they did!

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> Super Kev I was going to come round to your house the other day and
> break your legs.

And you can shut it. You dont want me telling everyone about your cross dressing do you. Oops. Oh well at least you can come out the closet now.